Qeelbax’s Quintessential Questioning: A Xalimos Review of MuzzMatch

[Qeelbax]

let me preface by saying that I’m not a abdi hater but wtf is with the faraxs on there?. My first somali profile was a dude named abdiluugobasto

Also please teach them how to take photos. How are you born after 1995 and taking photos like genx posting updates on facebook

Also this app broke my Turkish drama dreams because these turks are UGLY! Y’all somalioids need to stop hyping up these inbred middle easterners for “qurux” when all y’all mean is light skin with flat hair . i thought I was finding prince charming with the cute face but got hit with the bodega owners son.

Also why is every farax in the UK saying they are very religious

These knife crimes and ballon shenanigans ain’t doing themselves


As for Reer hook nose, these people look old af. I put a filter on for men age 20-25 and please explain to me how every one of them looks like they are 35+?
These people age like shit.

also they are badly built but have big bones which means they will get fat on you real fast

 

[Qeelbax]

Now I’m gonna switch my gender and see if the women are lacking like the men

xalimos you better not disappoint

 

[Qeelbax]

Now I’m gonna switch my gender and see if the women are lacking like the men

xalimos you better not disappoint

Wtf! Why is their openly gaal (never muslim) women on here.


Kulaha I drink, I smoke, I like pork, I like clubbing, don’t believe in god, but I want a strong man and I’m ok with a muslim husband. I want my children raised in a good conservative environment

 

[NinWero]

Muzmatch is a place of sad people, sorry.

 

[Insurance]

Wtf! Why is their openly gaal (never muslim) women on here.


Kulaha I drink, I smoke, I like pork, I like clubbing, don’t believe in god, but I want a strong man and I’m ok with a muslim husband. I want my children raised in a good conservative environment

A lot of us are fake conservative who put on a fake persona. There's no shame in that. Do whatever u want but make sure it's not shirk.

Allah forgives all sins! Make repentance every night and try to be sincere.

 

[Bundasliga]

Wtf! Why is their openly gaal (never muslim) women on here.


Kulaha I drink, I smoke, I like pork, I like clubbing, don’t believe in god, but I want a strong man and I’m ok with a muslim husband. I want my children raised in a good conservative environment

Whats her ethnicity?

 

[Cajiib]

Muzmatch is a place of sad people, sorry.

@Abdisamad

 

[Cajiib]

A lot of us are fake conservative who put on a fake persona. There's no shame in that. Do whatever u want but make sure it's not shirk.

Allah forgives all sins! Make repentance every night and try to be sincere.

Your logic is flawed.

 

[Abdisamad]

@Abdisamad

 

[Qeelbax]

Whats her ethnicity?

Lithuanian

 

[Molotoff]

let me preface by saying that I’m not a abdi hater but wtf is with the faraxs on there?. My first somali profile was a dude named abdiluugobasto

Also please teach them how to take photos. How are you born after 1995 and taking photos like genx posting updates on facebook

Also this app broke my Turkish drama dreams because these turks are UGLY! Y’all somalioids need to stop hyping up these inbred middle easterners for “qurux” when all y’all mean is light skin with flat hair . i thought I was finding prince charming with the cute face but got hit with the bodega owners son.

Also why is every farax in the UK saying they are very religious

These knife crimes and ballon shenanigans ain’t doing themselves


As for Reer hook nose, these people look old af. I put a filter on for men age 20-25 and please explain to me how every one of them looks like they are 35+?
These people age like shit.

also they are badly built but have big bones which means they will get fat on you real fast

Have you considered European Muslim men?

 

[Malik_N_Tea]

let me preface by saying that I’m not a abdi hater but wtf is with the faraxs on there?. My first somali profile was a dude named abdiluugobasto

Also please teach them how to take photos. How are you born after 1995 and taking photos like genx posting updates on facebook

Also this app broke my Turkish drama dreams because these turks are UGLY! Y’all somalioids need to stop hyping up these inbred middle easterners for “qurux” when all y’all mean is light skin with flat hair . i thought I was finding prince charming with the cute face but got hit with the bodega owners son.

Also why is every farax in the UK saying they are very religious

These knife crimes and ballon shenanigans ain’t doing themselves


As for Reer hook nose, these people look old af. I put a filter on for men age 20-25 and please explain to me how every one of them looks like they are 35+?
These people age like shit.

also they are badly built but have big bones which means they will get fat on you real fast

You actually downloaded that app?

 

[Bundasliga]

Lithuanian

@Sheikh Google

Snow bunny ego drinks,parties,eats pork looking for a conservative type of Muslim

 

[Enter]

These knife crimes and ballon shenanigans ain’t doing themselves

 

[Taij4an]

These knife crimes and ballon shenanigans ain’t doing themselves

These are actually very rare.
In London the homicide rate is about 1.6 per 100,000 people
In St louis USA its 60.59 per 100k
in Tijuana its 138 per 100k

 

[Arma]

Online dating of all sorts, even Islamic/Muslim ones, never work. A lot of profiles are fake and most people on there aren't serious....just want a night out and free dinner on the girls part, and as for the guys, just want some fun....if you catch my drift.

 

[repo]

I got rejected so much on there.

 

[Bebsi]

Tried this out once, out of the 7x.

1 - Sweet one Xawadle, convo died out and she ended it - was a keeper but wasn’t meant to be

1/0

2 - Catfished she was blick in person, cadcad in photos no idea on qabil. I ended it quickly

1/1

3 - Galkacyo beauty, lovely and sweet. Ended when I opened my mouth told her let’s meet in person (she’s from another city), she said your welcome to come to my city. I got pissed and said let’s meet halfway, she said am I not worth it ? I got more pissed and told her listen for all I know you got 1 leg. Meet up is to confirm your healthy! She blocked .

2/1

4 to 6 - Catfished/stood up .

5/1

7 - Darood drama queen but drop dead gorgeous and on Deen MashAllah!! She had me by the balls. Got me enthralled and love struck Then stood me up on Eid day by text. Wlhi had me thinking about kids when I wasn’t even married to her, women are drugs they keep you hooked and the withdrawal is mad when you go cold Turkey. If there was one thing to say badish about her is she was self conscious of her bilk skin. I’m dark chocolate this, I’m a night queen that … girl your 10/10 why you self conscious for ! As you can see I’m still on withdrawals.

5/2

 

[Taij4an]

I got more pissed and told her listen for all I know you got 1 leg. Meet up is to confirm your healthy! She blocked .

 

[Taij4an]

As you can see I’m still on withdrawals.

was this last month?