ONE BEDROOM VILLA SOMALIA RULER N Ethiopia while 4 bombs exploded N the last 24 hrs

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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:kanyehmm::meleshame::ohlord::ohlord::ohlord::trash:

Get this! He is meeting with the firm rulers of Ethiopia and Eritrea

Can you imagine their conversation..

Abiy: how is your country doing Farmaajo

Farmaajo: I just received 4 phone calls from my PM inside the Green Zone. He has informed that our great national pastime has commenced once again.

Afewerki: What is your National past time sir ! In my Eritrea my national past time is conscription but it’s for the good of the nation.

Farmaajo: our national pastime is basically population control :jcoleno::jcoleno::jcoleno:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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Famaajo and Abiy to Afawerki: Congratulations with the sanctions being lifted

Farmaajo and Afawerki to Abiy: Congratulations to Ethiopian nation as their son is the head of World Health Organization

Afawerki and Abiy to Farmaajo: Our sincere condelences on the 4th consecutive bomb attack

:ohlord:
 
Famaajo and Abiy to Afawerki: Congratulations with the sanctions being lifted

Farmaajo and Afawerki to Abiy: Congratulations to Ethiopian nation as their son is the head of World Health Organization

Afawerki and Abiy to Farmaajo: Our sincere condelences on the 4th consecutive bomb attack

:ohlord:
:comeon: There is far more violence happening in Ethiopia as of late, they just don't glorify it and post it everywhere.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Famaajo and Abiy to Afawerki: Congratulations with the sanctions being lifted

Farmaajo and Afawerki to Abiy: Congratulations to Ethiopian nation as their son is the head of World Health Organization

Afawerki and Abiy to Farmaajo: Our sincere condelences on the 4th consecutive bomb attack

:ohlord:

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Manne! You made me laugh

Good one

HEY CAN Y’all join us by writing what kind of conversation they had

@Jerome in the house

@Reiko

@AussieHustler

@waraabe

@Pureblood

@DRACO
 

kickz

Engineer of Qandala
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These dudes are to close, If I am Farmaajo I am saying
get your damn hand off my leg:mugshotman:
 
Abiy & Afewerki : welcome our dear son Farmajo we welcome you to your graceful masters home . How was your trip? What can we do for you ?


Failmaajo: thank you my dear uncles I want to express thanks and also ask for some aid to *phone rings*

Kheyrelaawe : it happened again

Failmaajo: what?

Kheyrelaawe : the tax man Came to collect

Failmaajo : how many explosions ?

Kheyrelaawe : just 1, oh shit wait another one damn that was crazy that one sounded a lot clos- OH DAMN ANOTHER ONE shiiit this sound crazy from our 1 bedroom villa Somalia amisom bunker

Failmaajo: stay safe and remember to transfer the aid funds from the government account to our offshore account if you decide to abandon ship

Kheyrelaawe : how is the begging going did you secure any more funds for us

*interuppred by one last blast *

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Failmaajo : :farmajoyaab:


Abiy & Afewerki :

:ohlord:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Abiy & Afewerki : welcome our dear son Farmajo we welcome you to your graceful masters home . How was your trip? What can we do for you ?


Failmaajo: thank you my dear uncles I want to express thanks and also ask for some aid to *phone rings*

Kheyrelaawe : it happened again

Failmaajo: what?

Kheyrelaawe : the tax man Came to collect

Failmaajo : how many explosions ?

Kheyrelaawe : just 1, oh shit wait another one damn that was crazy that one sounded a lot clos- OH DAMN ANOTHER ONE shiiit this sound crazy from our 1 bedroom villa Somalia amisom bunker

Failmaajo: stay safe and remember to transfer the aid funds from the government account to our offshore account if you decide to abandon ship

Kheyrelaawe : how is the begging going did you secure any more funds for us

*interuppred by one last blast *

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Failmaajo : :farmajoyaab:


Abiy & Afewerki :

:ohlord:

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I can’t take it manne!

I’m imagining Kheyrelaawe, the deformed headed PM, calling again “waa markii afaraaad aan kula soo hadlayo ciyaartii wadanka waa 4-0...aniguna chamber-Kii baan galay, saaxiib Addis Ababa baad u carartey anigana waxaad rabtaa in lila kaco :camby:...se waxaadan la socon in aan $2 million chamber gurigeyga ka dhex dhistay, miina Ma karto (blast proof) :hemad::hemad:
 
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I can’t take it manne!

I’m imagining Kheyrelaawe, the deformed head PM, calling again “waa markii afaraaad aan kula soo hadlayo ciyaartii wadanka waa 4-0...aniguna chamber-Kii baan galay, saaxiib Addis Ababa baad u carartey anigana waxaad rabtaa in lila kaco :camby:...se waxaadan la socon in aan $2 million chamber gurigeyga ka dhex dhistay, miina Ma karto (blast proof) :hemad::hemad:


Don’t forget Failmaajos amisom babysitter who held his hand the entire way to Addis

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After receiving the news Failmaajo said to Abiy and Afwerki

Failmaajo: my brothers after the events that just took place I must first excuse myself to my 1 bed hotel room to indulge in some nice khaat, and then I will come back and niiko for the aid
 

Emily

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Terrible
Yall need to do something about these psychotic terrorists
Stop mixing religion with politics
 

Bernie Madoff

Afhayeenka SL
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People still defend farmaajo even though he’s a stooge and going to mama Ethiopia while people back home are getting bombed left to right. He’s just another corrupt Somali politician collecting a pay check to take back home to buffalo.
 
People still defend farmaajo even though he’s a stooge and going to mama Ethiopia while people back home are getting bombed left to right. He’s just another corrupt Somali politician collecting a pay check to take back home to buffalo.
Last time he met Abiy he sold them our ports. I'm scared of what he's going to sell them this time. How could he even think of meeting Ethiopia after what they're doing to Somalis inJigJiga?!
 
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