OH SWEET LORD! I’m abt to fake a parental leave. Told HR my wife in Africa is giving birth in March. I ordered a cousin to bribe someone for a letter

[Grigori Rasputin]

I used their liberal wordsmithing. I said “We are 8 months pregnant and we are giving birth back home ”.

 

[senor chang]

Off topic but Do u have a fetish for pregnant ladies?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Off topic but Do u have a fetish for pregnant ladies?

I am out here elated to be getting 5 weeks paid off and all you can think of is ask me about my fetish to young pregnant xaliimo gazelle?

 

[Periplus]

@AbdiFreedom

How have you not reported this nigga to the feds yet.

 

[senor chang]

I am out here elated to be getting 5 weeks paid off and all you can think of is ask me about my fetish to young pregnant xaliimo gazelle?

Is that u in your profile pic?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@AbdiFreedom

How have you not reported this nigga to the feds yet.

Hey hey hey ! Easy now

I am doing “sweet garl Aimee” type of thing.

This is smart working.

 

[Periplus]

Hey hey hey ! Easy now

I am doing “sweet garl Aimee” type of thing.

This is smart working.

Waryah I went to Aksaray and the amount of pregnant women talking about “qaraada habaarka qabta” was staggering.

I heard you regularly come for a hair transplant and leave behind two baby mamas each time.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Waryah I went to Aksaray and the amount of pregnant women talking about “qaraada habaarka qabta” was staggering.

I heard you regularly come for a hair transplant and leave behind two baby mamas each time.

I didn’t do much, just took two to my place.

 

[Bundasliga]

@Grigori Rasputin what have you planned for 5 weeks ?

 

[Periplus]

I didn’t do much, just took two to my place.

Bro I know you’ve walked around Mall of Istanbul looking like this.

 

[AbrahamFreedom]

Lol

 

[KobeBryant]

“sweet garl Aimee”

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Bro I know you’ve walked around Mall of Istanbul looking like this.

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I honestly flew like that back to the states. I didn’t care.

 

[Lil_z3bby]

Waryah I went to Aksaray and the amount of pregnant women talking about “qaraada habaarka qabta” was staggering.

I heard you regularly come for a hair transplant and leave behind two baby mamas each time.

Somalis in turkey call that place "İsha baydhabo"

 

[Boqorada]

Don't blame you I constantly lie to get time off.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Don't blame you I constantly lie to get time off.

They ain’t never loyal to you. Use the system against them. They’ve allowed men to get paternity leave. I will use to my advantage. I can easily produce a corrupt african birth paper and if they question it I will scream “discrimination “.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Grigori Rasputin what have you planned for 5 weeks ?

To checkout Nairobi then on to Mombasa