Oh Lord, i cracked up like crazy!

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So i am reading about this funny, very rich aristocratic 18th century lady. She has a lively mind walaahi. LOL It was during Napoleon era, where he was exiled, then he escaped his prison and came for Paris- yet again. This English lady was in Paris- partying, and met a general for the Puppet King. So while she was in Paris- news broke that Napoleon is about to invade Paris. This lady was flirting with this general- and then suddenly she changed tune. He asked her not to run away, it will be too risky for her- given her high profile. But silently Lady told her servants to pack up and leave. And also wrote a letter to her mother confessing her real reason for the haste. Kulahaa---"The General wants to keep me around, possibly imprison me, lest i tell Napoleon all the dirt he said while he was a prisoner. " LOL Then, i was like- wait a minute- why is she so suspicious of him. Let me search for the photo of the General. Behold- came this --ugly, suspicious, low key villain looking Frenchie with a stare that speaks evil. And then i went on the floor laughing.



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