Official AMA with the Emperor of Somalia

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Its been almost 5 months since I joined this forum, an interesting place to say the least. To mark this occasion, I have created a platform, where you can ask me anything. I will answer it to the best of my ability.

 

[Madman]

Are you from small heath g. I know some nutjobs from there.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Are you from small heath g. I know some nutjobs from there.

No, I'm not from there. In fact I haven't been there in quite a while actually.

 

[Madman]

Is Birmingham really as shit as they say and what is your obsession with medieval shit like rome and greece whatever

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Is Birmingham really as shit as they say and what is your obsession with medieval shit like rome and greece whatever

Yes Birmingham is shit, too many gangbangers. Just ask @DuctTape or @supz


What can I say, I love history

 

[XamarCade]

What game console do u own

 

[0117]

Are you the Merchant of Mogadisho?
If so how's life after your "muh qabil" ideology broke down

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

What game console do u own

Xbox One. But I mostly play on the PC.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Are you the Merchant of Mogadisho?
If so how's life after your "muh qabil" ideology broke down

Yes, I was once called the Merchant of Mogadishu.

My life has been great actually.

 

[Boqor]

Why did you change your name?
Israel or Saudi Arabia?
What's your favourite music? Music is haram I know
How long have you been suffering in Birmingham and when will you make hijrah to London?

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Why did you change your name?
Israel or Saudi Arabia?
What's your favourite music? Music is haram I know
How long have you been suffering in Birmingham and when will you make hijrah to London?

1. Because I have transcended mercantilism.
2. Saudi Arabia of course. But only because they are Muslim, at the end of the day, they are vassals to the American Empire.
3. I don't listen to music sxb.
4. I have been suffering for a while now, more than a decade. But I shall not make hijrah to a place that is worse than where I am now. I would rather make hijrah to Mā warāʼ al-Nahr

 

[Boqor]

1. Because I have transcended mercantilism.
2. Saudi Arabia of course. But only because they are Muslim, at the end of the day, they are vassals to the American Empire.
3. I don't listen to music sxb.
4. I have been suffering for a while now, more than a decade. But I shall not make hijrah to a place that is worse than where I am now. I would rather make hijrah to Mā warāʼ al-Nahr

Respect that.

Is there such a thing as secular Islam or Islamic democracy?
Why should I abide by the law of the land when Allah created me a free man and to Him belongs all land?
Are you a student or do you work?

Crazy jumbled up questions like this are good at getting you thinking .

 

[Arma]

What qolomo are you of?

 

[Abdalla]

What was your previous username?

 

[Madman]

1. Because I have transcended mercantilism.
2. Saudi Arabia of course. But only because they are Muslim, at the end of the day, they are vassals to the American Empire.
3. I don't listen to music sxb.
4. I have been suffering for a while now, more than a decade. But I shall not make hijrah to a place that is worse than where I am now. I would rather make hijrah to Mā warāʼ al-Nahr

Don't come to London sxb. I did that hijrah @Boqor speaks off from the north. I realised it was a facade, The place is a complete shit hole, stay where you are and then fly out to the Arabia or the far east for your career.

 

[Boqor]

Don't come to London sxb. I did that hijrah @Boqor speaks off from the north. I realised it was a facade, The place is a complete shit hole, stay where you are and then fly out to the Arabia or the far east for your career.

Birmingham is basically 2006 brixton slapped in the middle of England, hella gang bangers and revert jihadis sxb

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Respect that.

Is there such a thing as secular Islam or Islamic democracy?
Why should I abide by the law of the land when Allah created me a free man and to Him belongs all land?
Are you a student or do you work?

Crazy jumbled up questions like this are good at getting you thinking .

1. No there is definitely no such thing as secular Islam. Secularism is the separation of religion and state. How can that be possible when the laws are based upon the Quran and Sunnah? Islamic democracy is a thing since it exists in some countries or has existed. However, whether it works is a different matter.
2. I'm guessing you mean the laws of the country you are in? That is because, we as Muslims must abide by the law of the land as long as it doesn't violate the laws of Allah.
3. Sayyiduna Abd Allah ibn Umar (Allah be pleased with him) narrates that the Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) said: “It is necessary upon a Muslim to listen to and obey the ruler, as long as one is not ordered to carry out a sin. If he is commanded to commit a sin, then there is no adherence and obedience.” (Sahih al-Bukhari, no. 2796 & Sunan Tirmidhi)
4. Yes I am a student.

What qolomo are you of?

What do you mean sxb? Don't you know who I am?

 

[Arma]

1. No there is definitely no such thing as secular Islam. Secularism is the separation of religion and state. How can that be possible when the laws are based upon the Quran and Sunnah? Islamic democracy is a thing since it exists in some countries or has existed. However, whether it works is a different matter.
2. I'm guessing you mean the laws of the country you are in? That is because, we as Muslims must abide by the law of the land as long as it doesn't violate the laws of Allah.
3. Sayyiduna Abd Allah ibn Umar (Allah be pleased with him) narrates that the Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) said: “It is necessary upon a Muslim to listen to and obey the ruler, as long as one is not ordered to carry out a sin. If he is commanded to commit a sin, then there is no adherence and obedience.” (Sahih al-Bukhari, no. 2796 & Sunan Tirmidhi)
4. Yes I am a student.

What do you mean sxb? Don't you know who I am?

Qolomo means clan. No, I don't know you. I'm I supposed to know you?

 

[4444]

Yes, I was once called the Merchant of Mogadishu.

My life has been great actually.

I liked you more as a merchant 
Do people consider you as their emperor and what time is it?

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

What was your previous username?

Merchant of Mogadishu