North Korea claims to have landed a 17-year old astronaut on the 'Sun'!

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True/North Korea claims that it landed a 17-year old astronaut on the Sun after he reached there on a four hour journey, leaving exactly at 03:00 in the morning so the he doesn't get burnt by the Sun.

According to my calculations and common knowledge, that's a round trip of 149.6 million miles which is the average speed of 37.4 million miles an hour. And after getting there unknowingly breaking the sound barrier, they somewhat managed to do something about the burning temperature of 5,505 °C and the crushing extreme surface gravity of 28.02g.

Well anyways give or take, that's some superior technology for an improvised nation I'll tell you that. Even freaking China and USA congratulated North Korea for this 'impossible' achievement, saying that they would like to corporate in the future.

This 'news' confirms very important alternative points:
1. North Korea now POSSES 'Type 2' technology which is cable of controlling energies and other natural phenomenon!
OR
2. They just have/developed a sense of humour, and like to troll the world now!
OR
3. 'Sum Ting Gong Wong' mentally in their brains, for being isolated for far too long!

http://www.imediaethics.org/hoax-north-korea-didnt-send-17-year-old-astronaut-to-the-sun/
http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/
http://mic.com/articles/80001/did-n...n-on-the-sun-here-s-the-full-story#.9HtlsSzqa

(ATTENTION: I know this is an old story, but its fun bringing it up again since its extremely hilarious)
 

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