My past crazy Somali roommate.

[Cerberus]

@ozzyoz thats ok huuno i still luv ya. Pride. Love.

I don't got anything against Gays and happy pride to them but I ain't no batty boy gurl. I ain't like that other Osman who went to San Francisco for a husband. I have fucked many Mali gurls. But got a wife now. Am settled.

 

[Basra]

I don't got anything against Gays and happy pride to them but I ain't no batty boy gurl. I ain't like that other Osman who went to San Francisco for a husband. I have fucked many Mali gurls. But got a wife now. Am settled.

Hayeee huuno.

 

[Cerberus]

Hayeee huuno.


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[Based]

I suspected he maybe hit his head in the past in an auto accident or something else. The guy takes 3 showers a day and I had to tell him bro I pay for water and you only pay 500 a month for your room. And he took showers 1am at night or midnight when I slept instead of taking them around 10pm before he goes to sleep and he also ate food and used microwave at 1am to 2am when he could've took care of that before 11pm. He even complained to his mom in Sweden an entirely different continent that I told him to please not shower 3 times a day as he doesn't even do a job that has him sweating and he takes very long hour or more showering where he makes strange noises. I told him dude you don't have to complain to your mom about me as your mom called my mom to let her know you complained. I'm grown man and own this house so just tell me if you have issue with me.

I talked to him about the strange noises he makes in restroom and he said he will stop but he still did it. My brother took him to lake one time to hollar at girls and as my brother was hollering at Somali girls the 24 year old roommate dude was just standing there awkward and not joining in from what my brother told me.

Maybe brain damage? I recorded Bashiirs shower noises where he makes noises from his mouth for hour in shower.

 

[Abu Hesi]

If this is all the problems he causes then you have a good roommate. You don't wanna hear about my roommates.

 

[Cerberus]

If this is all the problems he causes then you have a good roommate. You don't wanna hear about my roommates.

Good to know, I sure will avoid any roommates in future. Roommates in US are hell, but in developing cheap countries you don't even really need roommates.

 

[Sheikh Google]

Someone make a movie on @ozzyoz shenanigans. This nigga stories are hilarious. Three showers a day wtf has he go swamp ass or has he never heard of spanking the monkey in his own room.

 

[Cerberus]

Guy never smells lol, I think his brain damage from possible past daqar car accident most likely made him think he needs 3 showers a day. Most people really only need once ever few days and not even daily as long as they are not doing heavy labor or sweating stuff or working out at Gym.

The guy clearly has some Daqar, I asked him to drive me to garage to go get my car after it was repaired and then I had to on a few occasions remind him again and again to take that certain exit and he is still asking me "which one which one" all panicky. The worst one that was proof he was brain damaged was when we were on i94 East and I told him to take i35E. And he keeps asking "North, or South or west or East?" and I look at him? dude look at the sign, it is pointing you to the 2 lanes that lead to i35E and it is only 1 Exit, no south or east or west, just 1 and that is north and the guy is still about to miss it so I raise my voice louder to help him not miss it. I had to get on Whatsapp with his mom to tell him that I suspect he needs neurological help because of some suspected brain damage. I asked her has he ever been in some accident? She said yeah he was in a car accident when he was younger. Bam that was the cause of his brain damage. He ended up moving out on his own.

You wanna know the really HILLARIOUS part I forgotten to mention? He said he didn't wanna pursue the Federal Stimulus check of $1,400 saying oh the jobs are coming back I don't want it. I was like WTF dude that is free federal money for all Americans with a social security number.

I got too many stories for a Movie of me lol. I'd need like trilogies like the Upcoming Avatar movies if they ever decided to do movie on me (which they won't as I am just regular unknown dude who happens to have all these experiences). I got more but I just go easy on this forum and don't bombard with stories lol. I will occasionally post a story once every few weeks or something. Next one is about my Abti and my own Xawaadle clan that are absolutely terrible to me and I avoid. Keep an eye out for that storie in a week or so.

Someone make a movie on @ozzyoz shenanigans. This nigga stories are hilarious. Three showers a day wtf has he go swamp ass or has he never heard of spanking the monkey in his own room.

 

[Xaruun]

Why do you sound like a younger version of Werner Herzog