Today i was walking down the street and saw a habo. Ya know it was nothing peculiar just a hard working hooyo running after the tests from god, the embodiments of lucifer, the things she called her kids. I paused for a second and thought hmmm i should say my salaams i got closer and then upon closer inspection i realized 4 put of the 5 kids there were abdis. I had to remind myself ‘Allah tests those he loves’ and ‘we are not burdened beyond what we can bear’.
She stepped out of the car and the kids spilled out of the van like marbles from a bag. The ran to the playground and started playing. All seemed well until one of the younger abdis bit the shoulder of another. Nacallah he wouldnt let go he clung on to that shoulder with his teeth for dear life. ‘Ahhhhhhh hooyooo oo ii kaniineey’
i looked back at the sweet hooyo and looked into her tired eyes and said mashallah you have playful kids ill leave you to it then bye bye
As i was walking home i thought to myself why are somali kids so hard to control. Is it in our genes? Asian kids are submissive and are 0 drama. I bet you forget theyre in the room whilst baby sitting them. Somali kids are dagaal and are always hopping off the walls.
I decided to carry out an experiment on somali kids then. I went into the laboratory called the kitchen and poured some caano geel. I gave caano geel to half of the toddler abdis and regular cow caano to the rest. That day I noticed more tame behaviour in the group receiving caano geel. I believe this is how geeljires had disciplined their kids to herd the cattles.
The downfall of the somali began when we began our consumption of cow caano.
Please save your kids, only caano geel
#caano geel #brighterlife #geeljireswereright #nomore antibiotics
#geel4thewin
She stepped out of the car and the kids spilled out of the van like marbles from a bag. The ran to the playground and started playing. All seemed well until one of the younger abdis bit the shoulder of another. Nacallah he wouldnt let go he clung on to that shoulder with his teeth for dear life. ‘Ahhhhhhh hooyooo oo ii kaniineey’
i looked back at the sweet hooyo and looked into her tired eyes and said mashallah you have playful kids ill leave you to it then bye bye
As i was walking home i thought to myself why are somali kids so hard to control. Is it in our genes? Asian kids are submissive and are 0 drama. I bet you forget theyre in the room whilst baby sitting them. Somali kids are dagaal and are always hopping off the walls.
I decided to carry out an experiment on somali kids then. I went into the laboratory called the kitchen and poured some caano geel. I gave caano geel to half of the toddler abdis and regular cow caano to the rest. That day I noticed more tame behaviour in the group receiving caano geel. I believe this is how geeljires had disciplined their kids to herd the cattles.
The downfall of the somali began when we began our consumption of cow caano.
Please save your kids, only caano geel
#caano geel #brighterlife #geeljireswereright #nomore antibiotics
#geel4thewin
