Muhammad says Allah rejects your prayers if you fart—until you wash your feet

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  1. Ahmed Alawi

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    In this glorious hadith, Muhammad teaches that the Creator of 2 Trillion Galaxies rejects your prayers if you fart.

    In fact, Allah will forever reject your prayers after a fart until you properly perform wudu (ablution). This involves pouring water over various parts of your body, at least once and ideally three times for most parts, also rinsing your mouth and nose.

    There are many things that Muhammad says nullify wudu. These include defecating, urinating, farting, sleeping (because you may have farted), eating camel meat, and touching your penis.

    The problem with wudu is that it is nonsensical. It is an act depicting physical cleansing, but it doesn’t properly clean you. It avoids one’s private parts, but it’s the private parts that are the cause of needing wudu.

    Acknowledging that, Muslims argue that, well, it “spiritually” cleans you, but any person—not obliged to obedience to Muhammad—would argue that meditation is a far better way of "spiritually" cleansing than washing your feet.

    Ultimately, it boils down to: You do it because Muhammad said so. You do it because Muhammad says sins literally leave your body when you do it (Ibn Majah 282). You do it because Muhammad says the angels will stop praying for you if you don’t.

    You do it because a sex-slave owner —who says girl's urine is worse than boy's urine and that Allah gives you 100 points for killing a gecko—told you to.
     
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    Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī (Arabic: صحيح البخاري‎), also known as Bukhari Sharif (Arabic: بخاري شريف‎), is one of the Kutub al-Sittah (six major hadith collections) of Sunni Islam.

    Amin Ahsan Islahi, the notable Islamic scholar, has listed three outstanding qualities of Sahih al-Bukhari:
    1. Quality and soundness of the chain of narrators of the selected ahādīth. Muhammad al-Bukhari has followed two principle criteria for selecting sound narratives. First, the lifetime of a narrator should overlap with the lifetime of the authority from whom he narrates. Second, it should be verifiable that narrators have met with their source persons. They should also expressly state that they obtained the narrative from these authorities. This is a stricter criterion than that set by Muslim ibn al-Hajjaj.
    2. Muhammad al-Bukhari accepted the narratives from only those who, according to his knowledge, not only believed in Islam but practiced its teachings. Thus, he has not accepted narratives from the Murjites.
    3. The particular arrangement and ordering of chapters. This expresses the profound knowledge of the author and his understanding of the religion. This has made the book a more useful guide in understanding of the religious disciplines.
     
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    Hadith terminology: Sahih
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    Ṣaḥīḥ (صَحِيْح) is best translated as "authentic". Ibn Hajar defines a hadith that is ṣaḥīḥ lithatihi – "ṣaḥīḥ in and of itself" – as a singular narration (ahaad; see below) conveyed by a trustworthy, completely competent person, either in his ability to memorize or to preserve what he wrote, with a muttaṣil ("connected") isnād ("chain of narration") that contains neither a serious concealed flaw (ʻillah) nor irregularity (shādhdh).
     
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    Why are you so obsessed with hadith brother? it's starting to affect your mind. Yes we know that some hadith are bull crap and contradictory (they were probably written by some repressed arab man) that does not mean however that you don't follow the quran.

    :gucciwhat:
     
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    Mohammad seems to believe Allah can smell your farts.
     
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    It’s impossible that thousands of Hadith mention Mohammad.

    He was only prophet for 23 yrs.

    He would need to talk constantly all the time.

    Obviously much is fabricated. Reason tells you.
     
  8. Ahmed Alawi

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    This Hadith is rated Sahih which means true/authentic/strong. I'm not sure where you got "bull crap" and "contradictorary"
     
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    How would washing your feet clean you from a fart
     
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