Me & My Muslim Mate.

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This guy represents many young Somali men that I know of and like them, during Ramadan he is camped down physically and spiritually for the holly month of Ramadan. He is fasting, Thowb wearing, regular masjid attender, Tarawih praying and his family sees him more often. He is the Dulqarneyn of a believer to the community and his family. Once Ramadan finishes, he would make the word playboy amateurish. He will shag any chick he could lay eyes on and if you go a night out with him, you will feel embarrassed by his desperate attitude to score. Last week, after a ball game, I met one of them (let me call him Ali) in a 7/11 while buying a bottle of water.

Ali, Salama caleeykum brother, with a shoulder hug.
Me, Calleykuma Salaam brother.
Fasting not over yet, I opened my bottle of water and gulped it.
Ali, are you sick brother?
Me, no brother, just came from a soccer game.
Ali, it is Ramadan brother, why are you not fasting.
Me, (trying to be civil) Brother, ii soo duceey, so Allah can guide me.
Ali, You don't need guidance, just try.
Me, but that is dishonest.
Ali, brother, who gives a f*ck, at-least everyone knows you are fasting and Allah may forgive you because you are trying.
Me, Nah, I don't want to fast for others to accept me, in fact, I'm not a Muslim.
Ali, say walaahi brother,
Me, I'm not.
Ali, did your family know?
Me, yes my dad knows it and my mum thinks I'm rebellious atm and will find my way one day.
Ali, walaahi, I don't believe in Islam completely and I see Ramadan as a cultural norm.
Me, do you pray Ali?
Ali, during Ramadan, yes.
Me, why?
Ali, not praying during Ramadan is like eating pasta without a banana. Something major is missing.
Me, laughing, well Ali, good luck and have a happy Ramadan.
Ali, brother, I will see you after Ramadan and do you know, I've got tickets for The .....Festival, are you coming?
Me, it is sold out, can you get me two brother?
Ali, yeah, I will get you as many as you want because I know the promoter.

That is the spirit of Ramadan.

* Greetings like Assalamu Calleykum is an Arabic greeting regardless of one's faith.
 
Somalis don't fast where I am. About 1/3 are fasting. Even the hooyos with the colorful diracs are not fasting and are at Tim Hortons with their friends in line or in drive thrus. They can't all be on their periods.
 
Somalis don't fast where I am. About 1/3 are fasting. Even the hooyos with the colorful diracs are not fasting and are at Tim Hortons with their friends in line or in drive thrus. They can't all be on their periods.
Where do you live? Literally every Somali here fasts. Even Turks and Albanians who are barely muslim fast.
 
Somalis don't fast where I am. About 1/3 are fasting. Even the hooyos with the colorful diracs are not fasting and are at Tim Hortons with their friends in line or in drive thrus. They can't all be on their periods.


Johnson

Is that T.dot? I know only few people who don't fast and I guess most of them do fast. Even the local dope dealer fasts during Ramadan.
 
Where do you live? Literally every Somali here fasts. Even Turks and Albanians who are barely muslim fast.

Lol @ Albanians. I know many Albanians and they don't even know the basics of Islam, forget about praying or fasting. Beenta iska dhaaf. I remember many years ago we had to teach our Albanian friends about Islam before we took them to the prayer room. It was the first and last time Islam was in their life. They thought praying was hands up dua.
 
Lol @ Albanians. I know many Albanians and they don't even know the basics of Islam, forget about praying or fasting. Beenta iska dhaaf. I remember many years ago we had to teach our Albanian friends about Islam before we took them to the prayer room. It was the first and last time Islam was in their life. They thought praying was hands up dua.
My Albanian friends in primary school used to say they were "half muslim half christian" :mjlol:
They are very irreligious, but many here hang out with Arabs/Asians and assimilate w/ them so they tend to fast. They are only muslims in Ramadan. Apparently some break their fast with a bottle of wine.
 
soulei

Not defending Mr Johnson, but read in another thread where he mentions his residency as Toronto. How many hours do you guys fast?

Based on his spoiler, I think he's actually talking about either Ottawa or Montreal (they're the only two Canadian cities where Djiboutians are the majority Somali population-- there's not as many in Toronto)

Here its about 19 hrs
 
Based on his spoiler, I think he's actually talking about either Ottawa or Montreal (they're the only two Canadian cities where Djiboutians are the majority Somali population-- there's not as many in Toronto)

Here its about 19 hrs

Soulei

Is he from Djibouti? I love to go there one day and let me offer him and his fellow country men and women a happy 40th Independence Day.
 

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This guy represents many young Somali men that I know of and like them, during Ramadan he is camped down physically and spiritually for the holly month of Ramadan. He is fasting, Thowb wearing, regular masjid attender, Tarawih praying and his family sees him more often. He is the Dulqarneyn of a believer to the community and his family. Once Ramadan finishes, he would make the word playboy amateurish. He will shag any chick he could lay eyes on and if you go a night out with him, you will feel embarrassed by his desperate attitude to score. Last week, after a ball game, I met one of them (let me call him Ali) in a 7/11 while buying a bottle of water.

Ali, Salama caleeykum brother, with a shoulder hug.
Me, Calleykuma Salaam brother.
Fasting not over yet, I opened my bottle of water and gulped it.
Ali, are you sick brother?
Me, no brother, just came from a soccer game.
Ali, it is Ramadan brother, why are you not fasting.
Me, (trying to be civil) Brother, ii soo duceey, so Allah can guide me.
Ali, You don't need guidance, just try.
Me, but that is dishonest.
Ali, brother, who gives a f*ck, at-least everyone knows you are fasting and Allah may forgive you because you are trying.
Me, Nah, I don't want to fast for others to accept me, in fact, I'm not a Muslim.
Ali, say walaahi brother,
Me, I'm not.
Ali, did your family know?
Me, yes my dad knows it and my mum thinks I'm rebellious atm and will find my way one day.
Ali, walaahi, I don't believe in Islam completely and I see Ramadan as a cultural norm.
Me, do you pray Ali?
Ali, during Ramadan, yes.
Me, why?
Ali, not praying during Ramadan is like eating pasta without a banana. Something major is missing.
Me, laughing, well Ali, good luck and have a happy Ramadan.
Ali, brother, I will see you after Ramadan and do you know, I've got tickets for The .....Festival, are you coming?
Me, it is sold out, can you get me two brother?
Ali, yeah, I will get you as many as you want because I know the promoter.

That is the spirit of Ramadan.

* Greetings like Assalamu Calleykum is an Arabic greeting regardless of one's faith.
How is he your friend when you're talking shit about him behind his back that says a lot about your character.

Muslims this is why you shouldn't have an apostate friends they view you Muslims as the enemy.
 
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