Limb-lengthening Surgery to Grow Taller

Shimbiris

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I call cap on some of you niggas on here, wallahi. I know Somalis are a tall folk on average, especially if they grow up somewhat properly nourished like in the west but there's way too many 6'+ saxiibs around. 5'11-6'0 with some 6'+ niggas I'd buy but every other one of you seems like 190cm or above.

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Caaro

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It's great I had no idea it was possible to get taller when your growth plates have closed :rejoice: The future is bright for young niggas
it's possible to get taller with tens of thousands of dollars and goodbye to all and any athleticism you once had or didn't have. And all that for 2-3 inches.

The paradox of this is that any man who truly needs to pay tens of thousands of dollars to grow taller is below 5'6" and paying for the surgery would leave them at max 5'8" which is still considered short lol. Same thing if you're 5'7-5'8 paying a house just to be 5'9-5'10
 

Shimbiris

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what if he has small arms? you can't fool anyone

Wallahi, that's a weirdly good point. It's similar to when people get plastic surgery for one particular area of their face and something always seems off about their face and unnatural. Even if you grow up malnourished, your body usually grows with a certain amount of balance and symmetry and throwing any one variable way off like they're doing without changing the rest in equal proportion will probably create a strange and noticeable imbalance.
 

Caaro

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what if he has small arms? you can't fool anyone
nah you can definitely fool people. Most people have a wingspan taller than their height by an inch or two. So at the end his wingspan would probably be an inch shorter than his height which is still normal. In the case that his wingspan is already shorter than his height by an inch or two then he's in some trouble and will have t rex arms lol.
 
it's possible to get taller with tens of thousands of dollars and goodbye to all and any athleticism you once had or didn't have. And all that for 2-3 inches.

The paradox of this is that any man who truly needs to pay tens of thousands of dollars to grow taller is below 5'6" and paying for the surgery would leave them at max 5'8" which is still considered short lol. Same thing if you're 5'7-5'8 paying a house just to be 5'9-5'10

I'm 5'11, this procedure would increase my height to 6'2 - 6'4 :rejoice:
 

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