Jubliee Blind Dating *Somali Version* πŸ’€


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I can’t wait until I go back to Somalia I heard the mahir is hella cheaper in there. Imagine paying 50k to 70k in the west and she doesn’t know how to make shah
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What is this myth, you know damn well no Somali men in the west are paying that much and the most of them the meher is in loan never to be paid
This is wonderful. 10/10. In fact, I encourage you to use this same template on the next woman you are going to shukansi.
Oh come now, do not encourage him 'cos that would lead him astray what with his fascination with food, it is as if a ya ju3ac lot.

On a serious note, could I ask: besides @Basra's enchanted lionessque gyrations, and @π’π’šπ’’π’‚π’˜π’‚π’— π’Žπ’šπ’—π’—π’’'s hard nosed, no-nonsense approach, which are the best advice ever, what works for the educated, qurbajoog Xalimo? These young lads definitely need training in what it means to be a gentleman.