JESUS OF NAZARETH! For 1st time N faarax history, train trip through England. Everything booked

[Grigori Rasputin]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

I booked everything from the comfort of my phone.

I booked a train from London to Newcastle.

I intend to report on the state of 3rd worldness the former great empire has reached after opening the gates to the qashins of the world.

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

I booked everything from the comfort of my phone.

I booked a train from London to Newcastle.

I intend to report on the state of 3rd worldness the former great empire has reached after opening the gates to the qashins of the world.

So youve left hargeisa

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

So youve left hargeisa

Whatttt!

I visited Hargeisa around this time last year.


In any given year I must travel 7 times

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

Whatttt!

I visited Hargeisa around this time last year.


In any given year I must travel 7 times

Youre a waffler , arent cha

 

[Zucchini]

Where do you get the money to travel 7 times in a year?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Where do you get the money to travel 7 times in a year?

I am good at getting deals.

My biggest problem isn’t the money, it is getting time off from work.

My trip to the UK is just $500

 

[Zucchini]

Do have plans to travel this summer?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Do have plans to travel this summer?

Not a major travel, just weekend getaways.

I’ve exhausted my PTA (vacations) days.

Besides! Summer is expensive as hell.

I’m
Looking at autumn.

I intend to go to Sri Lanka in the autumn inshalah

 

[Zucchini]

Why Sri Lanka? Do they have good weed in there?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Why Sri Lanka? Do they have good weed in there?

I don’t smoke weed

See, Sri Lanka is a top tropical/beach/masseuse/resort destination. Remember that it is in close proximity to the most pristine Island in the world, the Maldives.

 

[Zucchini]

Is marijuana legal in your country?

 

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[Nuur Iidaan]

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Jaffa Cakes? Little old Lucozade?

Is that what ended up "tickling your fancy"

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[Nuur Iidaan]

I don’t smoke weed

See, Sri Lanka is a top tropical/beach/masseuse/resort destination. Remember that it is in close proximity to the most pristine Island in the world, the Maldives.

You don't smoke the reefer, but chew khaat/qaat/Jaat?

 

[Suldaanka]

You don't smoke the reefer, but chew khaat/qaat/Jaat?

Sxb there is a big difference.
Khat<grass

 

[Abdalla]

Do you travel alone? I want to travel but I know Somalis will accuse me of being crazy

I know why you travel a lot. Like my cousin, you work as a cleaner/luggage personnel for an airline. My cousin gets 20 free tickets each year. He does umrahs on weekends, goes to Rio and Moscow for few days.

 

[Suldaanka]

Do you travel alone? I want to travel but I know Somalis will accuse me of being crazy

I know why you travel a lot. Like my cousin, you work as a cleaner/luggage personnel for an airline. My cousin gets 20 free tickets each year. He does umrahs on weekends, goes to Rio and Moscow for few days.

Either that or he is probably a jaajuus.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You don't smoke the reefer, but chew khaat/qaat/Jaat?

Walahi I don’t

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Do you travel alone? I want to travel but I know Somalis will accuse me of being crazy

I know why you travel a lot. Like my cousin, you work as a cleaner/luggage personnel for an airline. My cousin gets 20 free tickets each year. He does umrahs on weekends, goes to Rio and Moscow for few days.

Walahi I don’t!

Btw I think I know your cousin. There’s this Mj cat who is a bag handler for an airline. This dude travels endlessly.

 

[Nuur Iidaan]

Sxb there is a big difference.
Khat<grass

Nah I've seen it being spelt all them ways on Somali news websites, specifically the first two. The third one I've only heard it being said .