Iskaabulo (single) folks, there is hope for you!!!

[Basra]

Im trying to encourage my homeboy to go to this event as he is single and has not been in a relationship ever. Do you think my friend is cute
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He needs to stop by A therapy couch before he gets some malab malab huuno

 

[El Nino]

Name a couple users lol no one is gonna attack u.

@Waa dhamatay you will woo the ladies by being 6’2, nothing else will matter kkkk

@Lebron James needs this, streets saying you were a former edgy troll, now on a redemption arc. A fine xaliimo waits, if you mind to stop browsing through Hiiraan.com

@GaradShabeel No offense brother, you seem like a lovebird (simp) is your time to shine

 

[Odious Delirium]

Im trying to encourage my homeboy to go to this event as he is single and has not been in a relationship ever. Do you think my friend is cute
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Realistically all this guy needs to do is workout, take care of his hygiene, groom himself and get a hair transplant and with in a year he would look like a completely different individual.

It's his mindset that has ruined him

 

[Barni]

Why not try out befriending them and maybe it might work out for you or maybe a khanis guy?

Bro pls be realistic if i were to marry i would wanna marry a somali man. How i am gonna find a masculine khanis somali man, who is willing to put his khanisnimo aside for his deen? Most somali gay men r less willing to compromise their sexuality, its a fact even the ones who r closeted & self hating.

 

[astr0veiled]

Bro pls be realistic if i were to marry i would wanna marry a somali man. How i am gonna find a masculine khanis somali man, who is willing to put his khanisnimo aside for his deen? Most somali gay men r less willing to compromise their sexuality, its a fact even the ones who r closeted & self hating.

why would you need to find a khanis man?

 

[Odious Delirium]

Bro pls be realistic if i were to marry i would wanna marry a somali man. How i am gonna find a masculine khanis somali man, who is willing to put his khanisnimo aside for his deen? Most somali gay men r less willing to compromise their sexuality, its a fact even the ones who r closeted & self hating.

Hmm then maybe you could befriend a somali guy let him know your not straight and ask him to marry you and he can marry another wife if he wants. You'll basically be glorified roommates

 

[Barni]

why would you need to find a khanis man?

So i dont have to satisfy him s*xually.

 

[Odious Delirium]

So i dont have to satisfy him s*xually.

What about a feminine looking abdi who's straight tho? I'm assuming your attracted to feminine women

 

[Barni]

Hmm then maybe you could befriend a somali guy let him know your not straight and ask him to marry you and he can marry another wife if he wants. You'll basically be glorified roommates

But what does he gain from being married to me?

 

[Barni]

What about a feminine looking abdi who's straight tho? I'm assuming your attracted to feminine women

Nah, i am just attracted to women regardless of if they r masculine or feminine. If i had to be with man I would rather him be masculine.

 

[Internet Nomad]

Realistically all this guy needs to do is workout, take care of his hygiene, groom himself and get a hair transplant and with in a year he would look like a completely different individual.

It's his mindset that has ruined him

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[Odious Delirium]

But what does he gain from being married to me?

Well you bank on the relationship you have with him. Basically make a best friend out of an abdi you don't mind marrying.
A lot of guys marry multiple women just to look after them. The prophet didn't gain anything from most of his wives. he married many because they were old widows So he married them to take care of them.

 

[astr0veiled]

So i dont have to satisfy him s*xually.

oh there’s no point of marriage in that case, are you being pressured into getting married?

 

[Barni]

oh there’s no point of marriage in that case, are you being pressured into getting married?

By my mother yes.

 

[astr0veiled]

By my mother yes.

sorry to hear walaal, have you explained to her about why you don’t want to get married? may Allah make it easy for you

 

[A Mean Guy]

My dad and I get into heated arguments about marriage for the past year or so. I am already out of school and am employed but I still feel like i'm not ready for marriage. I want to get married young but also want to stay single. Im too confused. I keep on moving the goal posts further and further

Bro pls be realistic if i were to marry i would wanna marry a somali man. How i am gonna find a masculine khanis somali man, who is willing to put his khanisnimo aside for his deen? Most somali gay men r less willing to compromise their sexuality, its a fact even the ones who r closeted & self hating.

Wow. I am impressed that you pushed your desires away for the sake of the deen. May Allah make it easy for you.
Khaniis men are just too feminine and irreligious. Stay away from them.

 

[Barni]

Well you bank on the relationship you have with him. Basically make a best friend out of an abdi you don't mind marrying.
A lot of guys marry multiple women just to look after them. The prophet didn't gain anything from most of his wives he married many because they were old widows So he married them to take care of them.

Most men r not as pious as our prophet was, also most men get multiple wives if their first wife cant keep up with their libido. Bro s*x is an important part of marriage, if i ever have to get married then I will inevitable have to engage is some sort of s*xual activities with my husband. Right now I am not mentally prepared for that, but hopefully someday I can just get on with it.

 

[Odious Delirium]

My dad and I get into heated arguments about marriage for the past year or so. I am already out of school and am employed but I still feel like i'm not ready for marriage. I want to get married young but also want to stay single. Im too confused. I keep on moving the goal posts further and further

What's stopping you?

 

[Odious Delirium]

Most men r not as pious as our prophet was, also most men get multiple wives if their first wife cant keep up with their libido. Bro s*x is an important part of marriage, if i ever have to get married then I will inevitable have to engage is some sort of s*xual activities with my husband. Right now I am not mentally prepared for that, but hopefully someday I can just get on with it.

May Allah make it easier for you.

 

[Barni]

sorry to hear walaal, have you explained to her about why you don’t want to get married? may Allah make it easy for you

She is in denial & it’s a taboo topic. Last time I brought it up she literally attacked me.