Incels are having plastic surgery to attract women, but it won't work

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  1. AussieHustler

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    Incels are having plastic surgery to attract women, but it won't work.

    Last time incels made international headlines, one of them had just killed 10 people by running them down with a van in Toronto.

    Now the "involuntary celibate" are back in the news for something quite different.

    They're signing up for plastic surgery, including rib removal, clavicle bone breakage, facial "masculinisation" and supersized testicle implants.

    This group is also being linked to other manning-up procedures such as mewing (masticating hard foods in an attempt to grow bulging jaw biceps) and jelqing (a DIY "dickmaxxing" regime that is supposed to literally tear extra length into one's tallywacker).

    Why? Because they don't like how they look and are hoping extreme makeovers will make them happier.

    At first blush, it's tempting to assume that this shows a softer, less mass slaughter-y side to incels.

    Could it be that they have more in common with women (their arch nemeses/greatest desires) than was previously thought?

    Closer inspection, however, reveals that this is just more radicalised misogyny from a legion of noxious internet bottom-dwellers whose self-improvement strategies have been described as "inextricable from violent rage" and who aren't after sex so much as male supremacy.

    From chatrooms to real-world violence
    Incels are a subsect of the ad-hoc coalition of men's groups online known as the "manosphere".

    Many want to initiate violent revolution because they're having trouble getting laid.

    Don't laugh.

    They've actually started killing people.

    Elliot Rodger — the 22-year-old virgin who slaughtered six people in California's Isla Vista in 2014 ostensibly as an act of retribution against the sexually active — was a self-identified incel.

    Scott Beierle, the self-declared misogynist who killed two women in a yoga class in Florida last November, was celebrated in incel chatrooms for the shooting, the Washington Post reports.

    Alek Minassian, the man charged over the aforementioned vehicle-ramming attack in Toronto, also identified as an incel.

    Minassian allegedly announced on Facebook just before the 2014 killings: "The Incel Rebellion has already begun! We will overthrow all the Chads and Stacys! All hail the Supreme Gentleman Elliot Rodger!"

    Chads and Stacys, also known as Brads and Traceys, is incel-speak for attractive people guilty of having sex only with each other, thereby subjecting incels to what they call — with deadly straight faces — "reverse rape".

    Incels have been linked to other homicides and sexual assaults, as well as internet boast-offs about mass gropings, non-consensual public transport frottage, and injecting semen into office chocolate bars to punish women with boyfriends.

    The takeaway here is that they're not just harmless keyboard warriors.

    Blackpill-inspired surgery
    By now you might be wondering how the cheekbone chiselling and man-boob jobs fit into all this gender-based guerrilla warfare.

    According to an investigation from New York magazine, cosmetic surgery among people who identify as male has risen 325 per cent between 1997 and 2015 in the US alone, including a sizable customer base of incels.

    Apparently incels who have taken the "blackpill" (a Matrix reference which functions as shorthand for waking up to the tragedy of being born ugly) are signing up for costly surgery after costly surgery.

    This often follows obsessive rumination about their faces and bodies on internet forums, where they use photo manipulation software to transform each other's selfies into Chads and Brads — organic, free-range versions of which include male models David Gandy, Jordan Barrett and Lucky Blue Smith.

    Beauty has its benefits
    The ugly reality is that fortune favours the beautiful.

    In addition to #winning in the romantic industrial complex, research suggests the conventionally attractive are healthier, more persuasive, have advantages in politics, achieve higher sales if working as advertising executives, and — annoyingly enough — are even more intelligent.

    Gorgeous people are hired, promoted and chosen as business partners more often than their Plain Jane counterparts.

    And get this: if you happen to be a smokin' hot criminal, judges are likely to sentence you to less than half the jail time.

    It really is monumentally unfair.

    Yet women have endured discrimination, vilification and humiliation based on our appearances since pretty much forever and we get this regardless of whether we are #hotornot.

    Yet amazingly enough, most of us manage to refrain from driving our vans into innocent Canadians, joining sisterly support groups to egg each other on to mass murder, boasting about lacing the office Tim Tams with our bodily fluids, and so on.

    Chiselled jawbones won't make misogyny attractive
    Nowhere in the Declaration of Human Rights does it mention anything about looking like Rihanna. This is a stroke of genetic luck, a freak privilege, not a right to which we're entitled.

    Then there's the bizarre incel conviction that the only thing holding them back from having relationships with women are their average looks as opposed to the fact that they loathe us with a raging fury.

    "I don't know what you don't see in me," Rodger, a conventionally good-looking young man, says in the chilling video he recorded before his killing spree.

    "I'm the perfect guy. And yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

    "I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution … I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up blond s***."

    Can't imagine what girls didn't see in that dude.

    Unless, of course, it's women's inscrutable habit of being hella picky when it comes to people who call us "c** dumpsters" and threaten us with ultra-violence.

    Instead of all those blackpills, what incels really need is a simple shot of I-Can't-Believe-We-Actually-Have-To-Spell-This-Out-For-You-Monumental-Idiots.

    It's a new pharmaceutical that wakes men up to the fact that getting testicular implants the size of dinosaur eggs won't work nearly as well as, oh, wow, I don't know, ditching threatened or actual slayage as a pick-up line?

    Instead of increasing the size of their secondary sexual characteristics, incels would do much better if they dramatically slimmed down their toxic-ly inflated sense of entitlement.

    Dr Emma A Jane is a senior lecturer at UNSW Sydney and the author of Misogyny Online: A Short (and Brutish) History.

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06...or-face-improvement-misogyny-remains/11205336
     
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  2. kickz

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    How did that dude get worse after the surgery :mjkkk:

    Anyways incels are an cadaan affliction, you can't be a geeljire and an incel:ohno:
     
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  3. AussieHustler

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    @kickz Farah, read the article and you will find out that you have similar traits to the characteristics of incels.
     
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    Prostitution was the old-fashioned way of dealing with the incel problem. These weird cretins have always existed, but their satisfaction in brothels held their oddities in check.
     
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    I was so comically intrigued by incels (due to something that happened close to home), I once gathered enough knowledge on them to write an internet thesis. I even read their manifestos out of curiosity, visited their websites and threads/sub sections.

    The only problem being, I had trouble identifying them in the wild even though their numbers are substantial. I really wanted to talk to one in the flesh, so to speak. As far as I could tell, men whom I wouldn’t touch with a 10ft pole were getting laid, so I couldn’t understand how they manage not to get laid in this landscape, bc even if normal women refused, you can 100% pay a stripper or escort to screw your brains out seeing as prostitution is illegal only on paper.

    Their problem is bigger than sex. If you’re ugly, don’t have any social traits to the point where even faking it isn’t an option, but you’re somehow massively entitled and yet still can’t muster the intelligence or resources to get you past the threshold of getting laid, which you’ve made out to be the massive deal it isn’t, then that’s the definition of a computational error. They aren’t meant to make sense.
     
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    In the genetic record you can see that the incel problem is thousands of years old and not a new phenomenon.

    People have way more female ancestors than male ancestors. It's kind of hilarious. Somalis descend from two men who lived roughly three thousand years ago and meanwhile a gazillion female ancestors from the same time period.

    A source for my controversial claim: https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success
     
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    Whatever the claim, I disagree that they existed. They’re a new phenomenon. There are literally facing none of evolutionary pressures that the men in the past faced, like being fodder for constant wars that kept them out of the gene pool. It’s apples and oranges. There’s a difference between dying out before you could reproduce and whatever incels are.
     
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    from chatrooms to real world violence :dead:
     
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  9. Jaydaan

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    You need to publish that thies in here so we know what incels are. I just assumed guys who are not successfull with getting the girls they want. These guys dont want to pay or settle for the ugly ones
     
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    When you actually think about it, a lot of men in this day and age are very lucky that women aren't fans of polygamy and can have their own income. Many would not be able to reproduce.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAH Eurasians stay loosing VIVA NILOTIC blood what a fruity man . @Nilotufian

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    What if technology progresses so much (think 75-100 years from now) that standard reproduction is no longer necessary (artificial wombs) and there will be sex robots indistinguishable from biological females.

    Will we then see a massive rise in femcels? :siilaanyolaugh:

    World is going dystopian. :faysalwtf:
     
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    Not really, because regardless of how people like to lie to themselves, what we as humans crave is love and companionship. We are social creatures.

    Artificial wombs still need human female eggs. Eggs are more expensive and harder to get than sperm.
     
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    What if they make AI so good that you can select which personality type you want the humanoid to have.

    Everyone will become a femcel or incel then. :siilaanyolaugh:

    I don't know, these white people are crazy, they may find a solution even for that. They can even give gay people offspring nowadays and the life sciences are in their infancy.
     
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  15. Jaydaan

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    Its not luck....women are jealous by nature and dont like to be second choice. That happens in polygamy relationship. Also men tend to get fed up with them after a while when the novelty wears out
     
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    It’s levels. Many of them have never so much as touched a woman.

    Looks have always been a factor for women, but despite that most ugly girls have no problem getting settled.

    Meanwhile, the stakes are soaring for men in the looks dept, and yet they want to be ugly as they are and still chosen by 8’s, 9’s and 10’s, when they have more well-rounded/better options at hand. Having unreasonably high expectations is a recipe for disaster.

    Men are starting to embrace plastic surgery, which is historically female-dominated. I’m sure you’ll see it even out in our lifetimes. But, if you think about it, an average man wanting to improve his looks is only improving his odds, whereas an incel’s tripped wires in his mind will most likely still lead him to incel results.
    I doubt there’ll ever be a femcel phenomenon.

    I happen to think it’ll be even more freeing for women when artificial wombs come into play, while still getting the benefit of being primarily wanted by men.
     
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    It is luck. If women had no jealousy, more women would have access to richer high quality men. Each man would have 4 wives he is responsible for, leaving the poor and those with lower status struggling to marry. Women by nature are programmed to prefer men of higher status.
     
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    You can be not the best looking and have sex appeal. It’s something money can’t buy imo which a good thing because imagine ending up with an former clapped incel. :ileycry::dead:
     
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    Eurasian (Caucasoid-Mongoloid) females though. My first girlfriend was half White half Vietnamese. :ftw9nwa:
     
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    Interesting. Women has always had it easier to get sex and partner cause a lot of men take what they can. A man can be in relationship with a woman just waiting for something better to come along......anything beats loneliness. I think women have bit more pride and can play the waiting game better.
     
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