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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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Wariyaha SomaliSpot
when your nephews get to the age of 13 keep your young daughters away from him.

We have an epidemic cousin sex in our community.

Keep them away from each other.

Many of you are the product of an acquired taste . Cousins grow up having sex as teens when they would visit the families and so later on they end up marrying each other.

That's my advice.
 
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Nightline Kid

Hippo Crate
Gotta be careful with who you look at, especially at big Somali gatherings like muxaadaros. You'll see someone and think they're cute only to have your hooyo introduce them as the umpteenth cousin you didn't even know existed.
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OmarLittle

Not your typical Farah
Gotta be careful with who you look at, especially at big Somali gatherings like muxaadaros. You'll see someone and think they're cute only to have your hooyo introduce them as the umpteenth cousin you didn't even know existed.
:kendrickcry:

Next thing you know you're producing Warsames and Najimas that can't comprehend anything :chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:
 

Axmed Xaji

Your non-biological father
Your parents will be quick to tell you that the deen permits it. Any objection to it is seen as unislamic, at least in my house and I'm sure in yours.
 

GodKnowsBest

Somaliweyn Unionist
Your parents will be quick to tell you that the deen permits it. Any objection to it is seen as unislamic, at least in my house and I'm sure in yours.
Nothing wrong with fucking a first cousin. Cain and Abel had to f*ck their sisters. If you grow apart I don't see a problem with it.
 

Axmed Xaji

Your non-biological father
Nothing wrong with fucking a first cousin. Cain and Abel had to f*ck their sisters. If you grow apart I don't see a problem with it.
There was a huge study in the UK focusing on Pakistani cousin marriage. A significant percentage of their offspring had mental and physical disabilities. This is in addition to being raised Muslim.
 

GodKnowsBest

Somaliweyn Unionist
There was a huge study in the UK focusing on Pakistani cousin marriage. A significant percentage of their offspring had mental and physical disabilities. This is in addition to being raised Muslim.
This is due to the entrance of sin in humanity. Life spans shortened after Noah's flood and so did genetic diversity. This is also why Somalis have such high autistic rates.
 
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