Improve my tinder profile

[Reclesstuga]

Hey guys i need your help. Lately i've been feeling really bored and lonely so i decided to start dating. I've been foolishly hopeful for some reason but i quickly became disheartened as my first match was an old geezer

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I didn't have the Male settings enabled and thought i was being goofed by trolls, but i persisted. I squandered my super like on a beautiful babe but she was too superficial for my liking so i moved on

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I've sought out help from 4chan but i got mixed results and some really limited but useful advice:
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/18909851/
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/18935004/
Thanks to them i linked up with a transgender chick but truth be told traps are gay and gay is haram.

Here's my profile:

What do you think i need to add in order to become successful. Thanks for the time lads.

P.s im not too sure if this is against the rules. Maybe this should be bumped to the NSFW category.

 

[government]

Ditch the beard

 

[Starscream]

Dating and tinder don't go together tinder is just for smashing

 

[Reclesstuga]

Ditch the beard

Same advice i got from 4chan lol.

Dating and tinder don't go together tinder is just for smashing

Yeah, I dont mind which. My goal is to meet people. I'm a NEET

 

[oofnayoof]

keep the anthem on your profile, girls like whiny boys

 

[Mercury]

Tinder Isn't a dating app

 

[Reclesstuga]

Tinder Isn't a dating app

I was originally on Lovehabibi but they tries to extort me. You cant put a price on happiness

 

[Desert Flower]

Are you socially awkward or something (not tryna be rude)? I mean, if you are on Tinder, you're prob on there for one thing. However, you are a decent looking dude, so try going outside to meet girls.

 

[Bahal]

Are you socially awkward or something (not tryna be rude)? I mean, if you are on Tinder, you're prob on there for one thing. However, you are a decent looking dude, so try going outside to meet girls.

He's obviously using some poor guys pic

Did he hurt you?

 

[Desert Flower]

He's obviously using some poor guys pic

Did he hurt you?

I don't know him.

LOOL @Bahal, is there something you wanna tell me?

 

[Reclesstuga]

He's obviously using some poor guys pic

Did he hurt you?

That's me bro. I swear

 

[oofnayoof]

dude don't listen to them, tinder is FOR dating.... I met people who are now married because of it. Tinder is used to look for that special someone or to kidnap little girlies. either way, you will be satisfied. dont give up.

 

[Reclesstuga]

dude don't listen to them, tinder is FOR dating.... I met people who are now married because of it. Tinder is used to look for that special someone or to kidnap little girlies. either way, you will be satisfied. dont give up.

Lol thanks :')

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Tinder is basically for hook ups

 

[NotMyL]

You don't look like the type to be on tinder, you should try your local masjid or ask hooyo to find you a nice girl.

 

[Mercury]

Btw skip tinder go out and met some people you're bound to meet someone you like

 

[TSP]

Tinder is basically for hook ups

This.

I always laugh when I hear people say they use it for relationships

 

[TSP]

ok well since 4CHAN IS BEING MEAN AND WONT LET ME POST LENGTHY SHIT ill be concise. hey guys i dont really need help with tinder. the thing is i need friends. nakama. Have no friends, had no friends for 6 years. I am really bored and sad
add me on facebook or snapchat

Yo @YoungFarah, remember that clown memes? He’s OP he stole some Somali boys pic

 

[Coulombs law]

Yo @YoungFarah, remember that clown memes? He’s OP he stole some Somali boys pic

Op stole that Somali guys pic ??

Horta what are Geeljirres doing on that website, if you are having a hard time with females ask your hoyo to find you one...

 

[Reclesstuga]

You don't look like the type to be on tinder, you should try your local masjid or ask hooyo to find you a nice girl.

I dont speak to people much outside. my self-esteem and self worth have been shattered sis and hoyo is dead.