If your girl was vulnerable when you two met...

[Abdalla]

Basically if you took advantage of her vulnerability, will she leave you if she becomes 'strong again'? Or will she be grateful that you stood by her side when she was down. Let's assume she not smart enough to see that you took advantage of her being vulnerable.

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Monkey Branching
when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she thinks are better looking and higher value than her boyfriend. She's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some Chad. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by Kudhufo Kadhaqaq August 29, 2019

 

[Mufasah]

Take advantage how?

 

[Abdalla]

Monkey Branching
when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she thinks are better looking and higher value than her boyfriend. She's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some Chad. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by Kudhufo Kadhaqaq August 29, 2019

Way off. This is not branching off. She's loyal not ty.

 

[Sakiin]

A woman goes for the prize.

If you're the prize she will keep a hold of you no matter what.

If you ain't nuttin she will tell you inu kabahaada soo ureen.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Abdalla are you ok? Stop watching Hindi movies!

You’ve been having 5 different relationship problems this week and it’s only Thursday.

 

[Abdalla]

Take advantage how?

I've been trying on her before. When she had her life together, she was cautious having a thing with me. Something major happened to her, guess who was there to console her?

Ever since she came spend half a day without me.

A woman goes for the prize.

If you're the prize she will keep a hold of you no matter what.

If you ain't nuttin she will tell you inu kabahaada soo ureen.

She knows I can but her a La Perla lingerie for her Versace bathrobe. Perhaps a Birkin bag would do the job. But I don't want to open that door.

@Abdalla are you ok? Stop watching Hindi movies!

You’ve been having 5 different relationship problems this week and it’s only Thursday.

Walahi it's all true. This chick is a different breed. Balaayo ayaa madaxa la galay.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Abdalla is she Somali? Do you love her? It seems like she made you crazy. You were never like this.

 

[NotMyL]

@Abdalla I can’t keep up with your relationships, which one is this now? The Desi chick with the mustache, the fat blind date one? The ex with the 3 different baby daddies?

 

[Mufasah]

I've been trying on her before. When she had her life together, she was cautious having a thing with me. Something major happened to her, guess who was there to console her?

Mudane, that is not taking advantage of. That's called a tactical entry! Buy low

On a serious note, I wouldn't worry. Unless she's somehow drastically doing better than you, it'll be fine. Once she puts down roots, the onus is on you not to screw up.

 

[TekNiKo]

Basically if you took advantage of her vulnerability, will she leave you if she becomes 'strong again'? Or will she be grateful that you stood by her side when she was down. Let's assume she not smart enough to see that you took advantage of her being vulnerable.

Waryaa you seen my platinum relationship thread and now wanna one up me, war joog! Relationship thread quota has been reached, try next month

 

[Abdalla]

@Abdalla is she Somali? Do you love her? It seems like she made you crazy. You were never like this.

She's Somali.

@Abdalla I can’t keep up with your relationships, which one is this now? The Desi chick with the mustache, the fat blind date one? The ex with the 3 different baby daddies?

The Afghan queen never causes troubles. It's the Xalimos that cause shit. You wouldn't even allow his mum to sit in the front seat of the car. You have no perspective. All you do is take, you never give.

Mudane, that is not taking advantage of. That's called a tactical entry! Buy low

On a serious note, I wouldn't worry. Unless she's somehow drastically doing better than you, it'll be fine. Once she puts down roots, the onus is on you not to screw up.

Loool walahi that's it. I bought low lool. The things she agreed or even suggested. She suggested to hide our marriage for a few months (qudbo siro) and go to her family if I am pleased with her. I never said OK so fast in my life.

 

[YourBroMoe]

Monkey Branching
when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she thinks are better looking and higher value than her boyfriend. She's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some Chad. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by Kudhufo Kadhaqaq August 29, 2019

 

[Mufasah]

Loool walahi that's it. I bought low lool. The things she agreed or even suggested. She suggested to hide our marriage for a few months (qudbo siro) and go to her family if I am pleased with her. I never said OK so fast in my life.

Best of luck, and hope she is not free falling. That suggestion is a red flag though, you have to be careful.

 

[TekNiKo]

She's Somali.



The Afghan queen never causes troubles. It's the Xalimos that cause shit. You wouldn't even allow his mum to sit in the front seat of the car. You have no perspective. All you do is take, you never give.



Loool walahi that's it. I bought low lool. The things she agreed or even suggested. She suggested to hide our marriage for a few months (qudbo siro) and go to her family if I am pleased with her. I never said OK so fast in my life.

Qudbo siro? Nigga you hit the jackpot! you can test drive the car and then put a ring on it if you like it.

 

[NotMyL]

She's Somali.



The Afghan queen never causes troubles. It's the Xalimos that cause shit. You wouldn't even allow his mum to sit in the front seat of the car. You have no perspective. All you do is take, you never give.

Istubiid, I never said my MIL can’t sit in the front I hope all these girls find out about each other and drag you through the mud.

 

[Abdalla]

Best of luck, and hope she is not free falling. That suggestion is a red flag though, you have to be careful.

No, she recovered quickly like Picollo. She's fighting back now and I kinda enjoy our minor squabbles. She's a different breed walahi

Istubiid, I never said my MIL can’t sit in the front I hope all these girls find out about each other and drag you through the mud.

As if I am an amateur who will be caught slipping. I never use their names as I always call them macaan or xabiibtii. We are always two steps ahead

 

[Sakiin]

She knows I can but her a La Perla lingerie for her Versace bathrobe. Perhaps a Birkin bag would do the job. But I don't want to open that door.

Bro I don't mean financially. If you got this girl by consoling her...then just go with the flow.

Don't stress over or over think things too much. If you act laid back and carefree then she will continue to be gravitated to you.

Laakin if you stress or have insecurity then I am telling you it will have an affect in how you interact with her...and in turn she will pick up on these vibes and think you need her more than she needs you.

If you ever catch yourself thinkin and trippin over a girl too much...then know that you're in a position of weakness....you need to take a step back.

Relationships are a power struggle.

 

[Sakiin]

Loool walahi that's it. I bought low lool. The things she agreed or even suggested. She suggested to hide our marriage for a few months (qudbo siro) and go to her family if I am pleased with her. I never said OK so fast in my life.

Yooo where do you live? Never heard of girls who grew up in the West doing qudbo siro

 

[Sophisticate]

Yes @Abdalla. You will be dropped once she becomes strong. She probably knows you have imaginary other women on the side. Making her distraught and green with envy. Emotional cheating will do you in.