if you were president of somalia

[zuu]

shit make me president we taking over africa

 

[Shimbiris]

Would immediately declare myself president for life and execute all war criminals from both Koonfur and Woqooyi no matter what qabiil I upset. Then start a mass internal displacement program to mix the country up so much that all these saxiibs become langaabs. Habar Yoonis in Kismaayo, Majeerteen in Borama, Habar Gedir in Berbera; you name it. Start repping your magaalo, tuulo and gobols, you nacaasiin. All mention of qabiil will be rendered illegal and I won't do it like that Nigeria dying faygot Siyaad and only pay lipservice to anti-qabiilism. No, sir. My cabinet will be made up of people of all the clans and regions. The Arabic script will be formally adopted immediately. f*ck this Latin retardation.

Education, education, education. All Geeljires must have masters degrees at minimum in 3 decades after my ascension. Land greening programs using regenerative agriculture like rotational grazing will be implemented alongside reintroducing Somalia's pre-civil war and ancient wildlife diversity (time to flex on those Kenyans and South Africans, saxiibs). All of this will be joined by a policy of banning western junk food and corporations in favor of smart, pro-animal foods dietary guidelines and large local cooperatives with anything that isn't organic being banned. Grass-fed meat; unsprayed, local and organic fruits. Anything less is jailtime, baby.

Make the country a tax haven for wasakh cadaan money to attract foreign investment, and build up historical sites like coastal towns and touristy up Somali nomad culture to attract wastepeople cadaan tourists who will help make Geeljires affluent. If this fails we will make Geeljiria a manufacturing hub and bite the ballet of mass exploitation and pollution for a few decades so we eat good like Japan and South Korea someday. Firmly establish the rule of law and create regional governors for each of the gobols across Somalia who are elected by their people and put it in the constitution that money is not allowed in politics. No corporations are people bullshit and no "campaign donations". Any nacaas or nacaasad caught with this shit will conduct the walk of shame through the capital:



Finally, once Somalia is firmly established as an affluent, green, beautiful Muslim nation with an educated population I will gather the nation together for a press conference where I will say "Psych, niggas... I was only joking about that President for life shit." and immediately allow national elections to commence. Once a new Pres is signed in I'll move to Arba Minch in Ethiopia and smile and wave while Geeljires inevitably go down the route of the huwyte man and allow foreign corporations to slowly encroach then begin talking about non-binary this and non-binary that, increase income inequality and corruption and plummet their birth-rate.

In the end I will die a sad man who's beautiful empire has been ruined by degenerates.

 

[yaqir]

declare war on kenya and ban all disopra from sweden norway

 

[zuu]

Would immediately declare myself president for life and execute all war criminals from both Koonfur and Woqooyi no matter what qabiil I upset. Then start a mass internal displacement program to mix the country up so much that all these saxiibs become langaabs. Habar Yoonis in Kismaayo, Majeerteen in Borama, Habar Gedir in Berbera; you name it. Start repping your magaalo, tuulo and gobols, you nacaasiin. All mention of qabiil will be rendered illegal and I won't do it like that Nigeria dying faygot Siyaad and only pay lipservice to anti-qabiilism. No, sir. My cabinet will be made up of people of all the clans and regions. The Arabic script will be formally adopted immediately. f*ck this Latin retardation.

Education, education, education. All Geeljires must have masters degrees at minimum in 3 decades after my ascension. Land greening programs using regenerative agriculture like rotational grazing will be implemented alongside reintroducing Somalia's pre-civil war and ancient wildlife diversity (time to flex on those Kenyans and South Africans, saxiibs). All of this will be joined by a policy of banning western junk food and corporations in favor of smart, pro-animal foods dietary guidelines and large local cooperatives with anything that isn't organic being banned. Grass-fed meat; unsprayed, local and organic fruits. Anything less is jailtime, baby.

Make the country a tax haven for wasakh cadaan money to attract foreign investment, and build up historical sites like coastal towns and touristy up Somali nomad culture to attract wastepeople cadaan tourists who will help make Geeljires affluent. If this fails we will make Geeljiria a manufacturing hub and bite the ballet of mass exploitation and pollution for a few decades so we eat good like Japan and South Korea someday. Firmly establish the rule of law and create regional governors for each of the gobols across Somalia who are elected by their people and put it in the constitution that money is not allowed in politics. No corporations are people bullshit and no "campaign donations". Any nacaas or nacaasad caught with this shit will conduct the walk of shame through the capital:



Finally, once Somalia is firmly established as an affluent, green, beautiful Muslim nation with an educated population I will gather the nation together for a press conference where I will say "Psych, niggas... I was only joking about that President for life shit." and immediately allow national elections to commence. Once a new Pres is signed in I'll move to Arba Minch in Ethiopia and smile and wave while Geeljires inevitably go down the route of the huwyte man and allow foreign corporations to slowly encroach then begin talking about non-binary this and non-binary that, increase income inequality and corruption and plummet their birth-rate.

In the end I will die a sad man who's beautiful empire has been ruined by degenerates.

if this plan were to go through imagine the coastla view, yk the one that dont involve fat politicians and pirates

 

[KobeBryant]

Would immediately declare myself president for life and execute all war criminals from both Koonfur and Woqooyi no matter what qabiil I upset. Then start a mass internal displacement program to mix the country up so much that all these saxiibs become langaabs. Habar Yoonis in Kismaayo, Majeerteen in Borama, Habar Gedir in Berbera; you name it. Start repping your magaalo, tuulo and gobols, you nacaasiin. All mention of qabiil will be rendered illegal and I won't do it like that Nigeria dying faygot Siyaad and only pay lipservice to anti-qabiilism. No, sir. My cabinet will be made up of people of all the clans and regions. The Arabic script will be formally adopted immediately. f*ck this Latin retardation.

Education, education, education. All Geeljires must have masters degrees at minimum in 3 decades after my ascension. Land greening programs using regenerative agriculture like rotational grazing will be implemented alongside reintroducing Somalia's pre-civil war and ancient wildlife diversity (time to flex on those Kenyans and South Africans, saxiibs). All of this will be joined by a policy of banning western junk food and corporations in favor of smart, pro-animal foods dietary guidelines and large local cooperatives with anything that isn't organic being banned. Grass-fed meat; unsprayed, local and organic fruits. Anything less is jailtime, baby.

Make the country a tax haven for wasakh cadaan money to attract foreign investment, and build up historical sites like coastal towns and touristy up Somali nomad culture to attract wastepeople cadaan tourists who will help make Geeljires affluent. If this fails we will make Geeljiria a manufacturing hub and bite the ballet of mass exploitation and pollution for a few decades so we eat good like Japan and South Korea someday. Firmly establish the rule of law and create regional governors for each of the gobols across Somalia who are elected by their people and put it in the constitution that money is not allowed in politics. No corporations are people bullshit and no "campaign donations". Any nacaas or nacaasad caught with this shit will conduct the walk of shame through the capital:



Finally, once Somalia is firmly established as an affluent, green, beautiful Muslim nation with an educated population I will gather the nation together for a press conference where I will say "Psych, niggas... I was only joking about that President for life shit." and immediately allow national elections to commence. Once a new Pres is signed in I'll move to Arba Minch in Ethiopia and smile and wave while Geeljires inevitably go down the route of the huwyte man and allow foreign corporations to slowly encroach then begin talking about non-binary this and non-binary that, increase income inequality and corruption and plummet their birth-rate.

In the end I will die a sad man who's beautiful empire has been ruined by degenerates.

Probably the best post I have seen on sspot. Lol ironically if you develop Somalia to first world status it will eventually become degenerate.

 

[mr steal your naag]

Would immediately declare myself president for life and execute all war criminals from both Koonfur and Woqooyi no matter what qabiil I upset. Then start a mass internal displacement program to mix the country up so much that all these saxiibs become langaabs. Habar Yoonis in Kismaayo, Majeerteen in Borama, Habar Gedir in Berbera; you name it. Start repping your magaalo, tuulo and gobols, you nacaasiin. All mention of qabiil will be rendered illegal and I won't do it like that Nigeria dying faygot Siyaad and only pay lipservice to anti-qabiilism. No, sir. My cabinet will be made up of people of all the clans and regions. The Arabic script will be formally adopted immediately. f*ck this Latin retardation.

Education, education, education. All Geeljires must have masters degrees at minimum in 3 decades after my ascension. Land greening programs using regenerative agriculture like rotational grazing will be implemented alongside reintroducing Somalia's pre-civil war and ancient wildlife diversity (time to flex on those Kenyans and South Africans, saxiibs). All of this will be joined by a policy of banning western junk food and corporations in favor of smart, pro-animal foods dietary guidelines and large local cooperatives with anything that isn't organic being banned. Grass-fed meat; unsprayed, local and organic fruits. Anything less is jailtime, baby.

Make the country a tax haven for wasakh cadaan money to attract foreign investment, and build up historical sites like coastal towns and touristy up Somali nomad culture to attract wastepeople cadaan tourists who will help make Geeljires affluent. If this fails we will make Geeljiria a manufacturing hub and bite the ballet of mass exploitation and pollution for a few decades so we eat good like Japan and South Korea someday. Firmly establish the rule of law and create regional governors for each of the gobols across Somalia who are elected by their people and put it in the constitution that money is not allowed in politics. No corporations are people bullshit and no "campaign donations". Any nacaas or nacaasad caught with this shit will conduct the walk of shame through the capital:



Finally, once Somalia is firmly established as an affluent, green, beautiful Muslim nation with an educated population I will gather the nation together for a press conference where I will say "Psych, niggas... I was only joking about that President for life shit." and immediately allow national elections to commence. Once a new Pres is signed in I'll move to Arba Minch in Ethiopia and smile and wave while Geeljires inevitably go down the route of the huwyte man and allow foreign corporations to slowly encroach then begin talking about non-binary this and non-binary that, increase income inequality and corruption and plummet their birth-rate.

In the end I will die a sad man who's beautiful empire has been ruined by degenerates.

And then you woke up

 

[JarutheGreat]

Import many madow men and castrate the Somali men resulting in a great nation of Madow forefathers and Somali foremothers.

Ban all cacs, including sand cacs from owning any land.

 

[mr steal your naag]

Import many madow men and castrate the Somali men resulting in a great nation of Madow forefathers and Somali foremothers.

Ban all cacs, including sand cacs from owning any land.

Yeah that deff aint happening madows will always be 2nd class citizens in somalia

 

[mr steal your naag]

@mr steal your naag what's ur opinion on this?

Look up