IF SOMALIA NEVER HAD A CIVIL WAR what S-Spot members would’ve been

[Grigori Rasputin]

@AussieHustler .wouldve been watermelon seller during the day and rapist at night

@R.Kelly -would’ve been a religious charlatan

@Jerome in the house -would’ve been musqul emptier ( back home toilets get filled up). I’m saying this due to his qabiil origin. Sad but a fact of life back home.

@Bohol - would’ve been a khat addict with 3 wives who lived in abject poverty

@Abdalla -would’ve been watchman at the Mogadishu cathedral

@Pureblood -would’ve been Hargeisa’s only gynecologist

@waraabe -would’ve been aroos singer with yellow teeth

@xalimathe6 -would’ve been the third wife a minister in the government

@Xalimo from da block -would’ve been banana seller during the day and at night Aruba hotel drink server/ highest bitter pleaser

@Reiko -would’ve been my least favorite concubine

 

[Pureblood]

Gynecologist isn’t too bad , I’d just have to be really selective about which patients I’ll see

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Gynecologist isn’t too bad , I’d just have to be really selective about which patients I’ll see

Please allow me to be alone with your patient before she gives birth

 

[Pureblood]

Please allow me to be alone with your patient before she gives birth

I’m not into pregnant women , I’m looking for the ones coming in for regular checkups