I Went To A Chinese Funeral

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I've been to all types of funerals in my life. Not less than 26 in total, and that's just the ones I was invited to, or not kicked out from, which can happen from time to time, especially if it's the wrong qabil. I've been to Islamic funerals, church funerals, Hindu cremations, you name it. If it involves a rotting corpse, I've been there to plant him in the ground.

Death gets bad reviews sometimes. It's because of all the wailing and sobbing, especially by dhoocils who can't put a sock in it. No wonder our noble prophet banned women from funerals. They deserve it. Dumarka take the joy out of it.

My Chinese boss invited me to his uncle's funeral last year. I went to pay my respects to the old gent. I met him once or two at his Chinese restaurant. Solid guy. He gave me free ribs and chow mein to prove he was not a racist. As I always say to SJWs, racism is not how you feel about weird looking foreigners, but how you treat them. And the Chinese know how to treat the negrotariat. I never let people trash talk the indhoyar.

I turned up on the big day with a brand new tux and my best mourner's face. But I was stunned when I got there. I was expecting a dignified affair. Flowers, music, fine speeches, that kinda thing. So help me, I saw nekkid women rubbing their big fat mammaries against the bereaved man's face who was not exactly objecting and everybody sticking five dollar bills in their panties. It felt more like a sleaze party than a funeral. Apparently strippers are common at Asian funerals:

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.da...dents-not-hire-strippers-funerals.html?espv=1
 
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@Bidaar WanagsanYou're the last person to call anyone disturbed :ayaanswag:
I bet you read this article and formed a story around it. The Chinese are the weirdest people ever, on top of eating snake they actuallg practice this funeral custom
 
It happens bro. One time my elder brother typed lol (he was tired and not being watchful) and my mother asked what it means.

I couldn't say it was a forced, fake laugh not a genuine real one:shrug:
What's disturbing about that? Strippers at a funeral is disturbing. Having to pretend that it's hunky dory for a dead man to get a lapdance is disturbing. That article I posted is disturbing. Nothing you said is disturbing. Get a grip man.
 
@Bidaar WanagsanYou're the last person to call anyone disturbed :ayaanswag:
I bet you read this article and formed a story around it. The Chinese are the weirdest people ever, on top of eating snake they actuallg practice this funeral custom
What's disturbed about me macaanto? I'm as astounded as you are.

To be fair, once you've seen dead people get burned by their nearest and dearest as you do at Indian funerals, strippers can seem rather benign.
 
:russ::russ: Wtf. Write a book pls. I will buy it
Books are evil. They were invented by the white man to mislead the negrotariat. Somalis never wrote books until the Italians and the British came ashore to Mog city. We just communed with nature, drank caano geel, and prayed to our saints like only a Sufi can.

Also, cremation is not funny. I've seen rich, corpulent, and silk draped businessmen with a belly as inflated as a hot air balloon go up in smoke as Hindu priests ululated something from the Ramayana. Wallahi it was traumatic. I used to date an Indian babe whom I was gonna wifey. I dropped her after that funeral.
 
White Christian funerals are simple & elegant. Nothing bad to say.
I knew a guy at work seven years ago who smashed his motorbike in a traffic collision and went to his Maker. At his funeral ceremony when his wife was on the podium hyming his praises, in rushed his mistress to kiss him goodbye.

Wareer badana.
 
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