I was attacked by a Dog last night. I hate them!!

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GeelJirito

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I was on my way to get a loan for my startup. I parked my car at the bottom of a hill, and the bank is located on top of the hill. I was half way up the hill when I encountered a geeljire teenage kid running down for his life. I look up and didn't see anything at first, then few seconds later this huge K9 was speeding down the hill. I just froze on the sidewalk.
The dog caught up with the kid at the bottom of the hill and just fcks him up. I haven't moved yet and the dog slowly runs back up the hill looking all victorious and jogs past me on his way up the hill.
:whew:
I just stood there shaking and struggling to breath. A minute or so later this motorcycle cop approaches me and says what are you doing, I couldn't talk, I just said the DOG repeatedly. The cop just smirked, like he knew geeljires feel some type of way about dogs.
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I know 99% of you geeljires feel the same way about dogs :drakekidding::camby:
 

Jake from State Farm

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Y'all some pussies. Dogs are awesome. Growing up most of my non Muslim friends had dogs. Them dogs were cool af. Hung out with those guys for years their dogs knew me well.

By like age 9 once I started hanging out with non Muslim friends my fear of dogs went away. Plus I'm in Texas hella people own dogs here..

Shit even some times If I see a good looking dog with they owner i usually ask to pet them.

Pit bulls cool too. Unless u f*ck with them. Don't mess with a Pit bull or ur gonna get fucked.
 

Bernie Madoff

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My neighbors got like 2 dogs so i gotten use to being around dogs. One of the fuckers ran into our backyard and my hoyoo was freaking out shit was hilarous :drakelaugh:
 
Unless you were bought up around dogs through your neighbours and friends like me and most others, you'll be scared if one came up to you. I still don't understand why Somalis are scared of dogs though lol
 

GeelJirito

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Y'all some pussies. Dogs are awesome. Growing up most of my non Muslim friends had dogs. Them dogs were cool af. Hung out with those guys for years their dogs knew me well.

By like age 9 once I started hanging out with non Muslim friends my fear of dogs went away. Plus I'm in Texas hella people own dogs here..

Shit even some times If I see a good looking dog with they owner i usually ask to pet them.

Pit bulls cool too. Unless u f*ck with them. Don't mess with a Pit bull or ur gonna get fucked.

You don't understand, we were programmed to fear dogs since we were little. If our mothers don't want us to go outside they will say Hayaay eyga yuusan ku cunin. Nowadays you have geeljire kids asking their parent to buy a dog :bell: Insha Allah I will continue that tradition, so I don't have to deal with my future kids asking to buy a dog for them.

The other day my little niece pet a little dog at the grocery checkout, my sister run her to the restroom and washed her hands 7 times :chrisfreshhah:
 

GeelJirito

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have you noticed that mostly cadaan trash own pit bulls and rottweilers :hmm: literally the most hated breeds

I think since they are mostly drunk or crackheads and can't defend themselves, they keep em around for protection. I think pit bulls should be outlawed, very dangerous.
 
Can't stand them. Not becuse of any interaction with them, but because it's so common to see dog shit on the streets.

Nowadays, it's not hard to see 4 seperate shits on the streets in one short walk. :drakewtf:
 

Jiron

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I get along with most dogs

But one of my friends is from Alaska, he brought his dog with him and for some reason the dog hated me, I think because I was the first black person he ever met or something. But most dogs are just sweet and loyal.

I don’t know why they strike fear in the heart of most geeljires :)
 

Basra

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I was on my way to get a loan for my startup. I parked my car at the bottom of a hill, and the bank is located on top of the hill. I was half way up the hill when I encountered a geeljire teenage kid running down for his life. I look up and didn't see anything at first, then few seconds later this huge K9 was speeding down the hill. I just froze on the sidewalk.
The dog caught up with the kid at the bottom of the hill and just fcks him up. I haven't moved yet and the dog slowly runs back up the hill looking all victorious and jogs past me on his way up the hill.
:whew:
I just stood there shaking and struggling to breath. A minute or so later this motorcycle cop approaches me and says what are you doing, I couldn't talk, I just said the DOG repeatedly. The cop just smirked, like he knew geeljires feel some type of way about dogs.
:bell:

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I know 99% of you geeljires feel the same way about dogs :drakekidding::camby:


Malis will fight a Lion. Carry an Ak47. Go to foreign lands and start a new life as a refugee, but let a dog close to them......they about to pray to God to die right there. Strength disappear POOF
 
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