As you guys may know I am always looking for ways to distance myself from Somalia and what is the most Somali thing? Qabil. If you don’t have a tribe some may not even consider you somali. So I thought to myself why not join a Scottish clan?
Scottish tribes aren’t like Somali ones and you can join a tribe providing the clan chief accepts you.
So today I met ‘John Mackenzie, 5th Earl of Cromartie’ Of the clan Mackenzie. BSo I asked a few questions before I officially join and he didn’t like them
he told me I was too barbarian for a Scottish clan and that I should stay with my somali tribe
All I asked and said was-
“Can I have a lot of kids so my decadents identify with me rather that Mackenzie, and dislike your decadents??” (He told me subclans aren’t a thing and reminded me of overpopulation and that I should not have many kids???)
“Is it honourable to 15 kids so we can become landheere compared to the clan of langhaab Elliot??” (The idiot clan chief then asked me wtf langhaab and landheere meant??? How he is a whole clan chief without knowing 2 important words??????)
“Are we startedby an Arab banu hashim noble Shiekh if not then we should” (He got confused? Why should majority white clan want to claim to be started by a random Arab??)
“What clan is the prime minister? I need to know whether I can like her or not” (He told me to judge her by her actions and not clan????? Weird concept from him)
“Where are the clan borders? I will not live in a non Mackenzie area and have to put up with seeing other clans
” (He said they don’t exist anymore and I’m free to go anywhere I liked in the country!! What stupidity!!!)
Does anyone else know what was weird and barbaric that I said?
I assured the Scottish noble man that I wasn’t liked others from my barbaric country and he should let me in but he said my mentality would return the clan back to 1500s
Scottish tribes aren’t like Somali ones and you can join a tribe providing the clan chief accepts you.So today I met ‘John Mackenzie, 5th Earl of Cromartie’ Of the clan Mackenzie. BSo I asked a few questions before I officially join and he didn’t like them
he told me I was too barbarian for a Scottish clan and that I should stay with my somali tribe All I asked and said was-
“Can I have a lot of kids so my decadents identify with me rather that Mackenzie, and dislike your decadents??” (He told me subclans aren’t a thing and reminded me of overpopulation and that I should not have many kids???)
“Is it honourable to 15 kids so we can become landheere compared to the clan of langhaab Elliot??” (The idiot clan chief then asked me wtf langhaab and landheere meant??? How he is a whole clan chief without knowing 2 important words??????)
“Are we startedby an Arab banu hashim noble Shiekh if not then we should” (He got confused? Why should majority white clan want to claim to be started by a random Arab??)
“What clan is the prime minister? I need to know whether I can like her or not” (He told me to judge her by her actions and not clan????? Weird concept from him)
“Where are the clan borders? I will not live in a non Mackenzie area and have to put up with seeing other clans
” (He said they don’t exist anymore and I’m free to go anywhere I liked in the country!! What stupidity!!!)Does anyone else know what was weird and barbaric that I said?
I assured the Scottish noble man that I wasn’t liked others from my barbaric country and he should let me in but he said my mentality would return the clan back to 1500s 
