so my male cousin is visitin my fam from the uk. he’s 2 years older than me n has been wit us for a week now. anyway since we’re close in age we had similar interests growin up n were pretty close until a few years ago when he became a fuckin weirdo. he’s a skinny fat, withdrawn creep with no social skills or dress sense. walahi im embarrassed to be seen with him!
i took him to get a hair cut 2 days ago cuz mans hairline is JACKED. after the barbershop he was feelin himself n saw a woman he found attractive so being the good cousin i am i tried to help him out. i set the whole thing up for him but all he could do was stand there and stare the girl to death. it was fuckin awkward n she left as quickly as she could. after the embarrassment he put me throw i asked the guy ‘yo fam wtf is up wit u? if u can’t even talk to a female how u expect to ever get married’. get this, im his backup plan
i took him to get a hair cut 2 days ago cuz mans hairline is JACKED. after the barbershop he was feelin himself n saw a woman he found attractive so being the good cousin i am i tried to help him out. i set the whole thing up for him but all he could do was stand there and stare the girl to death. it was fuckin awkward n she left as quickly as she could. after the embarrassment he put me throw i asked the guy ‘yo fam wtf is up wit u? if u can’t even talk to a female how u expect to ever get married’. get this, im his backup plan