hello my fellow Somalis, today was a weird day.I think I have fallen in love with a childhood Somali girl which I hated as a child.
Let's backtrack to Grade 5, back then I lived for my food.I was addicted to food like a Somali is to welfare money.The school I went to was an Islamic private school and hence you can order lunch from canteen.Whether it he baasto,baris or hell even some weird ass cambuulo.Now my name is a common name so when the lunch container came in to my class and I was given some baasto, my hands didn't think twice.i ate that baasto like a ngga takes to fat girls ass( haram!!!).Unfortuenently a few minutes later a kid from another class came in and said he accidentally sent his lunch to this class.
Now a ngga is a tense asf and my cadaan Irish teacher hated me ( probs because I was a bad ass).He looked str8 at me and yelled at me for 10 mins str8 . I even offered that fat kid with my name my half eaten sandwhich( did him a favour imo).How does this relate to this girl? Well she basically told my whole family and every Somali family in the FKN district.She even had the nerve to come over and gossip with my sisters about how I was a fat f*ck who stole another fat asses food.
Well today I was sitting in my dads car with my tradee shirt( work as a part time mechanic at dads business) on , looking good asf, and she begins greeting me.She was light skin and had a gorgeous vuluptuos appeareance( Beyoncé had nothing on this girl) we waved and greeted each other and she blushed.Unfortunently she was with her mother who was extremely overweight and sweating due to simple act of walking. However I think I'm garnering feels for the girl.should I message her and tell her how I feel?
Let's backtrack to Grade 5, back then I lived for my food.I was addicted to food like a Somali is to welfare money.The school I went to was an Islamic private school and hence you can order lunch from canteen.Whether it he baasto,baris or hell even some weird ass cambuulo.Now my name is a common name so when the lunch container came in to my class and I was given some baasto, my hands didn't think twice.i ate that baasto like a ngga takes to fat girls ass( haram!!!).Unfortuenently a few minutes later a kid from another class came in and said he accidentally sent his lunch to this class.
Now a ngga is a tense asf and my cadaan Irish teacher hated me ( probs because I was a bad ass).He looked str8 at me and yelled at me for 10 mins str8 . I even offered that fat kid with my name my half eaten sandwhich( did him a favour imo).How does this relate to this girl? Well she basically told my whole family and every Somali family in the FKN district.She even had the nerve to come over and gossip with my sisters about how I was a fat f*ck who stole another fat asses food.
Well today I was sitting in my dads car with my tradee shirt( work as a part time mechanic at dads business) on , looking good asf, and she begins greeting me.She was light skin and had a gorgeous vuluptuos appeareance( Beyoncé had nothing on this girl) we waved and greeted each other and she blushed.Unfortunently she was with her mother who was extremely overweight and sweating due to simple act of walking. However I think I'm garnering feels for the girl.should I message her and tell her how I feel?
