I saw a Faraax with cadaan woman today.

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  1. Gibiin-Udug

    Gibiin-Udug Boqoradda Dal-udug Staff Member Moderator

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    I was minding my own business after work earlier today. It was earlier than usual but I needed to run some errands. As I was walking in uptown, admiring the fairylights or Christmas lights adorned streetlights and trees, my eyes caught a sluggish, dark skinned, bearded fella who was chatting with an overweight, make up adorned white lady. I didn't think much of it, I walked past them and headed to the other side of the street. I bought couple of things from Aveda, and I was walking to my car and the same sluggish man and the woman was Infront of me this time, I heard her call him Mahad, I instantly knew he was Ashy Abdi. He looked behind as per usual because Somali men are trash and can't mind their business. And noticed me. He smiled, ofcourse I had faked smiled and kept it moving. After moments of deliberating whether I should call the cops because two hefty, over weight people following me to my car. I nervously slowed my pace and realized they were parked right behind me. A sigh of relief came out of me and I quickly started my car and drove off.
     
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  2. Jake from State Farm

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    “Somali men are trash and can’t mind their business” - reiko the xalimo who decided to make a thread about a random Somali man for no reason.
     
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  3. Bentley

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    serves you right for being drag queens.
     
  4. Gibiin-Udug

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    Are you refuting the statement I've made about Somali men being trash?

    You and I both know darling that you're indeed trash as a Somali man.
     
  5. Knowles

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    I have one near me

    He is skinny as a twig and is dating an cadan whale

    Somali men never get the good looking whites it’s always the hill billy left overs who sucked off 7 men before them, just like that video from Canada
     
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  6. Gibiin-Udug

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    Honey the overweight Amy Schumer he was with looked like a drag queen.

    I'm Caraweelo, the qalanjo of the universe, Somali women are blessed.
     
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    Have you noticed that also? It's quite funny seeing a tooth pick and a watermelon being in love.

    That's what happens when you leave a 5 star restaurant for McDonald.
     
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  8. Jake from State Farm

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    I don’t understand why these statically proven obese xalimos always have this vengeance towards us somali men.

    Instead of taking out your anger on us innocent men. You should go hit the gym.

    And if I’m trash well then This me 5600B90A-5FF7-4A8A-A2FF-79842F4CD45B.jpeg



    You bum
     
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  9. Jake from State Farm

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    I could have sworn y’all be ending up with convicts that pay y’all Apple mehr.

    Don’t y’all be getting choked in random parking lots?
     
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  10. Gibiin-Udug

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    Obese xalimo? Oh no darling, you're lashing out on the wrong one, I'm not obese and I'm not vengeful, I'm merely speaking the truth.

    @Basra is the obese one.
     
  11. Gibiin-Udug

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    @Knowles someone is triggered.

    :chrisfreshhah:
     
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  12. Bentley

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    I dont care how hot you are I hate your attitude
     
  13. Jake from State Farm

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    I was just replying back
     
  14. Gibiin-Udug

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    You hate my attitude because you're what I've described.

    And I wasn't describing my hotness to you darling. I was stating facts how qalanjos Somali women are.
     
  15. Jake from State Farm

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    Who is this nigga
     
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  16. Gibiin-Udug

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    Nah, you got triggered.

    :mjlol:
     
  17. Jake from State Farm

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    I just wanted to roast back
     
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    :drakelaugh::russ:
     
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    Imagine chilling with your girl and casually minding your own business while some xalimo out there is making a thread about you :francis:
     
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