I never used to take zodiac signs serious until….

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how cosmologically fucked am I?
 

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how cosmologically fucked am I?
5. Only because you have an Aquarius Sun & Uranus and Sagittarius rising.

Horta why do y’all have detriment placements because cancer Mars? You cry because of anger and can’t control your anger, Mercury Pisces- you suck at communication and aren’t logical. You most of the time miss the point because you are in your own world. Scorpio moon? I am done with you.

Neptune and Uranus in Capricorn are such shit placements because A: both of them are in fall and B you’re a millennial.

your placements:
  • Moon: in fall in Scorpio
  • Mercury: in fall in Pisces
  • Uranus: in fall in Taurus/Capricorn.
  • Neptune: in fall in Capricorn
  • Venus: in Fall in Aries.
 
5. Only because you have an Aquarius Sun & Uranus and Sagittarius rising.

Horta why do y’all have detriment placements because cancer Mars? You cry because of anger and can’t control your anger, Mercury Pisces- you suck at communication and aren’t logical. You most of the time miss the point because you are in your own world. Scorpio moon? I am done with you.

Neptune and Uranus in Capricorn are such shit placements because A: both of them are in fall and B you’re a millennial.

your placements:
  • Moon: in fall in Scorpio
  • Mercury: in fall in Pisces
  • Uranus: in fall in Taurus/Capricorn.
  • Neptune: in fall in Capricorn
  • Venus: in Fall in Aries.
lol guess I'm fkd then.
 

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I never viewed people through the lens of signs as I don't believe in that stuff but my coworker did. I thought it made for a nice little fairytale.
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I take great pride in my Hijri birthdate. 13/12/1415. The final day of Eid al-Adha during the month of the Hajj pilgrimage. A most auspicious birthdate. Not to mention the weird coincidence with the number 13 as I was also born on 13/05/1995 in the Gregorian calendar. Pretty weird that it was on the 13th day in both cases. Maybe Allah is telling me something about this number and myself.
 

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I take great pride in my Hijri birthdate. 13/12/1415. The final day of Eid al-Adha during the month of the Hajj pilgrimage. A most auspicious birthdate. Not to mention the weird coincidence with the number 13 as I was also born on 13/05/1995 in the Gregorian calendar. Pretty weird that it was on the 13th day in both cases. Maybe Allah is telling me something about this number and myself.
I was so confused- I literally had to reread the first few sentences because you said you were born on Eid-ul Adha and said that it was the 13/12 until I realised you were talking about hè Islamic calendar.

being born around spring is a blessing in itself. Most of our prophets (PBUT) were born around this season and earth itself glows, everything alive becomes alive again
 

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I never viewed people through the lens of signs as I don't believe in that stuff but my coworker did. I thought it made for a nice little fairytale.
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Uhhhh all I am going to say is this;

aries moon? Yikes Aries Mercury?? Yikes you’re too honest and unfiltered which is a crime in itself. Fire signs never perform great in Moon (home & Emotions), Mercury (Communication and Thinking, and Venus (Love, Charisma and Attraction).

Fire signs are masculine, which means they think with their head rather then with their heart.

Gemini Venus? sweetheart I am sorry but I feel so sorry for the person you’ll end up with. They’ll have to work 10000x times harder then ever to even be interesting enough for you or else you’ll replace them. You think too logical about love too.

But Sun in Taurus? Capricorn Mars? Pisces rising?:lawd: You’re a pretty motherfucker and you have signs that are exalted (which in my own opinion is the best thing to have).

Abaayo you may be an emotional mess off a Xalimo who has anger issues and won’t easily fall in love, but you’re for sure a hard working prettyyyyy mf 🤩
looks ——> Personality. That’s the best way I can describe you.

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Libra Sun and Mercury???? “Chef’s kiss” 💋
Can’t say the same for the rest. Moon Capricorn? Yikes what’s your relationship with your parents like? Venus and Mars in Sag? You won’t have a traditional marriage life, it will definitely be spicyyy 🔥
The relationship with my parents is very up and down tbh there’s a lot to it I can’t fit into one post. They’re never been very affectionate which I read is common with cap moons

That’s what I’ve heard but I’m very into settling down and having the typical house and kids. I read somewhere that venus in sag means you are likely to date/marry a foreigner too but idkkk, the guy I’m currently talking to is somali lol
 

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Uhhhh all I am going to say is this;

aries moon? Yikes Aries Mercury?? Yikes you’re too honest and unfiltered which is a crime in itself. Fire signs never perform great in Moon (home & Emotions), Mercury (Communication and Thinking, and Venus (Love, Charisma and Attraction).

Fire signs are masculine, which means they think with their head rather then with their heart.

Gemini Venus? sweetheart I am sorry but I feel so sorry for the person you’ll end up with. They’ll have to work 10000x times harder then ever to even be interesting enough for you or else you’ll replace them. You think too logical about love too.

But Sun in Taurus? Capricorn Mars? Pisces rising?:lawd: You’re a pretty motherfucker and you have signs that are exalted (which in my own opinion is the best thing to have).

Abaayo you may be an emotional mess off a Xalimo who has anger issues and won’t easily fall in love, but you’re for sure a hard working prettyyyyy mf 🤩
looks ——> Personality. That’s the best way I can describe you.

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Very Interesting. :lol:

Rats.

I guess that means I lucked out in looks and personality except for the temper and demanding nature.
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I know this answer will satisfy the brothers on here.

So, let’s validate.

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I take great pride in my Hijri birthdate. 13/12/1415. The final day of Eid al-Adha during the month of the Hajj pilgrimage. A most auspicious birthdate. Not to mention the weird coincidence with the number 13 as I was also born on 13/05/1995 in the Gregorian calendar. Pretty weird that it was on the 13th day in both cases. Maybe Allah is telling me something about this number and myself.
I was born on the same day as Jay-Z.

Very cool
 

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