I never used to take zodiac signs serious until….

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I found out that all the people I hate in my life are Gemini’s

 

[Shimbiris]

Many years ago I asked out a young lady who was giving me the I'm into you, prolonged held gaze eyes and I shit you not she looked Shimbiris square in the light recepticles and asked him for his sign (Taurus) and when he obliged she pulled out her phone, looked it up and said "Oh no... We're not compatible." And shot me down. A friend of mine was in the background, overheard and couldn't help but laugh.

 

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Many years ago I asked out a young lady who was giving me the I'm into you, prolonged held gaze eyes and I shit you not she looked Shimbiris square in the light recepticles and asked him for his sign (Taurus) and when he obliged she pulled out her phone, looked it up and said "Oh no... We're not compatible." And shot me down. A friend of mine was in the background, overheard and couldn't help but laugh.

You’re a Taurus? I would have guessed Capricorn but makes sense I guess.

Geminis are ruthless wallahi. According to the research I have done they literally mirror you, aka mimic your actions and behaviour etc. Fucking manipulative intelligent assholes

 

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Second place goes to Leo. Everybody already knows why.

3rd place goes to Virgo & Scorpio.

 

[Psychologist]

You’re a Taurus? I would have guessed Capricorn but makes sense I guess.

Geminis are ruthless wallahi. According to the research I have done they literally mirror you, aka mimic your actions and behaviour etc. Fucking manipulative intelligent assholes

guess mine

 

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guess mine

I just know you are a “mister know it all” so either an Aquarius or a Gemini. I would rule out Capricorn because of your I’m different then other boys Phase.

 

[Psychologist]

I just know you are a “mister know it all” so either an Aquarius or a Gemini. I would rule out Capricorn because of your I’m different then other boys Phase.

 

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Ew gross. What’s your moon or rising? Because no way you are a Virgo. Virgos are the most boring people you can ever find on this planet wallahi, like boring boring. Even worse then Capricorn.

 

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Second place goes to Leo. Everybody already knows why.

3rd place goes to Virgo & Scorpio.


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I literally said this and you still asked me to guess your zodiac sign

 

[Psychologist]

Ew gross. What’s your moon or rising? Because no way you are a Virgo. Virgos are the most boring people you can ever find on this planet wallahi, like boring boring. Even worse then Capricorn.

I'm not boring well maybe irl but.... Moon is scorpio

“
Second place goes to Leo. Everybody already knows why.

3rd place goes to Virgo & Scorpio.


“

I literally said this and you still asked me to guess your zodiac sign

Not the virgo and scorpio, you really made this thread to trigger me

 

[Clllam]

Greek Superstitions are HARAM!

 

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I'm not boring well maybe irl but.... Moon is scorpio

Wallahi a lost case

Not only are you boring, you’re an emotional wreck who thinks bottling up their emotions is a good thing.

show me your chart because I genuinely thought that you were a stuck up intelligent kid, not a boring ass emotional wreck. How can you have a 2 signs in a horrible position

 

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Greek Superstitions are HARAM!View attachment 209449

Was made by the babylonians. The Greeks were the ones who worshiped multiple gods remember?

 

[Psychologist]

Wallahi a lost case

Not only are you boring, you’re an emotional wreck who thinks bottling up their emotions is a good thing.

show me your chart because I genuinely thought that you were a stuck up intelligent kid, not a boring ass emotional wreck. How can you have a 2 signs in a horrible position

Hurting my feeling

Rising in Sagittarius

Mercury in Virgo

Venus in leo

Mars in Virgo

Jupiter in Virgo

Saturn In cancer

Uranus In Pisces

Neptune In Aquarius

Pluto In Sagittarius

I'm like full of the thing you hate the most

 

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Hurting my feeling

Rising in Sagittarius

Mercury in Virgo

Venus in leo

Mars in Virgo

Jupiter in Virgo

Saturn In cancer

Uranus In Pisces

Neptune In Aquarius

Pluto In Sagittarius

I'm like full of the thing you hate the most

That poor Sag rising is fighting for its life, the only interesting thing in your chart.

the rest? All I can say is yikes

 

[Shimbiris]

Was made by the babylonians. The Greeks were the ones who worshiped multiple gods remember?

It is shirk, young lady! Repent!

 

[Psychologist]

That poor Sag rising is fighting for its life, the only interesting thing in your chart.

the rest? All I can say is yikes

NO WAY, what have we virgos done to you? We are chill and shit
Are you sag?

 

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NO WAY, what have we virgos done to you? We are chill and shit
Are you sag?

I am unique and different and not the same like other girls don’t DISRESPECT ME!!! I am an Aquarius ♒️

Virgos are boring people who care too much about others. They really are either very organised or are totally lazy and think that they aren’t “perfect” because Donald had a better grade then them it’s just that most of them suck your energy

 

[Psychologist]

I am unique and different and not the same like other girls don’t DISRESPECT ME!!! I am an Aquarius ♒️

Virgos are boring people who care too much about others. They really are either very organised or are totally lazy and think that they aren’t “perfect” because Donald had a better grade then them it’s just that most of them suck your energy

Aquarius, giving off that fire sign from the beginning

I'm not boring well maybe sometimes, not that much. You could say both depending on my mental state.

Positive Virgo Traits​

Virgo is an earth-sign, which is demonstrated in their practical and logical tendencies. Some of their best qualities are because they're such thoughtful, well-grounded people.

Hard-Working​

Virgos know that hard work pays off. They aren't afraid to throw themselves into a project, no matter what it takes, and may even go some sleepless nights.

Creative​

Virgos throw themselves into their creativity as much as their other passions. Their creativity is always flowing and they use mediums like art, dance, and writing as an outlet.

Reliable​

You'll be hard-pressed to find someone more responsible and reliable than a Virgo. When left in charge, Virgos are sure to take their responsibilities seriously, and they'll always show up when you need them to.

Patient​

While no one is infinitely patient, Virgos are more patient than others. They're always willing to see the best in people, and are willing to give people time when they need it to shape up their act.

Kind​

The 10 Key Virgo Traits and the Best Advice for Virgos · PrepScholar

What is the Virgo personality like? We explain the key Virgo traits and characteristics to help you understand this earth sign.

blog.prepscholar.com

 

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It is shirk, young lady! Repent!

LISTEN!!!!!

I was messing around and looked at the birth chart of Somalia and it’s really disappointing, disappointing as in its so sad that it reflects our truth:

“The Sun in the fourth house creates people who have strong roots in their home and that like security. These people have a strong urge to protect and maintain the traditions and institutions they identify with. Their early life is usually not easy and their family background, history and environment have a significant impact on them.”

“Mercury in the fourth house represents mental activity and education in connection with the person´s home.”

“Venus in the fourth house means that these people are the happiest in their own home, or that they would like to have an ideal home. These people have an emotional connection with their home.”

“Pluto in the fifth house suggests that the these people could be stubborn and difficult to handle.”

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Ambivalence between love and absorption; fear of a “castrating” mother.
The sign of Cancer deals with what protects and nourishes us and with our homeland and our origins. In this sign Lilith claims freedom. Here we encounter a diversion from traditions, ancestors, home, country and family. We can also see liberation from the traditional female role: "Children, Kitchen, Church". On the other hand, these people often distrust their emotions. They are interested in the culture of their ancestors, in places where they worshiped their gods and in their sacred places.
Beware of chest and stomach injury, alcoholism and sleepiness.”

“Trauma caused by inability to implement Utopian visions, the impossibility of carrying out reforms in society and building the ideal society.”