I need advice. Please be good.

[Basra]

My left naaso likes my husband the marehaan, but my right one likes this dumb Ogaden stud who is so tall, he can reach to the sky and fetch me a ripe red heavenly apple. What shall i do? My heart wants the marehaan because he is my baby daddy, but my head wants the Ogaden because i have a feeling he will whip me. Its an ogaden custom, long story short, either way i need to make up my mind, can you all please help me? This is serious now.



Disclaimer: making fun of the advice askers

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I believe you need a Majeerteen in your life.

 

[Basra]

I believe you need a Majeerteen in your life.

Mj will divorce me. They divorce alot huuno and marry alot. Thats why the seed of Mj qabil is not langhaab

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Mj will divorce me. They divorce alot huuno and marry alot. Thats why the seed of Mj qabil is not langhaab

I'd only leave you for Meagan Good.

 

[BobSmoke]

Try a H-clap and change sides every now n then like chapati.

 

[Radical]

Flip a coin

 

[Farjano-Walad]

Ogaden ku wass,

obsessed with us this idoor or marehan or Mj cow gun langab ah, stop mentioning us naaya

 

[Basra]

Ogaden ku wass,

obsessed with us this ***** or marehan or Mj cow gun langab ah, stop mention us naaya

Ogadeen anaa waasoo.....i mean...sorry....dhiilaa

 

[Idyllic]

My left naaso likes my husband the marehaan, but my right one likes this dumb Ogaden stud who is so tall, he can reach to the sky and fetch me a ripe red heavenly apple. What shall i do? My heart wants the marehaan because he is my baby daddy, but my head wants the Ogaden because i have a feeling he will whip me. Its an ogaden custom, long story short, either way i need to make up my mind, can you all please help me? This is serious now.



Disclaimer: making fun of the advice askers

Go with the one the breast that sits and looks better likes, good luck!

 

[Farjano-Walad]

Ogadeen anaa waasoo.....i mean...sorry....dhiilaa

You desperately need an Ogaden guss, how can you claim to be married yet dream about "Ogaden studs"

the buun must have infected you, did you rape you horta in the 90s? s that why your so bent on constantly hating on us naaya?

 

[abdullah233]

You desperately need an Ogaden guss, how can you claim to be married yet dream about "Ogaden studs"

the buun must have infected you, did you rape you horta in the 90s? s that why your so bent on constantly hating on us naaya?

Teeri you might have missed that the thread is satire not everything is about qabil sxb. Ayoo That bolded line of yours is mad sus

 

[Benzo]

@Basra im from MN and I have a bunch of older Ogaden cousins, holla at me

 

[Emily]

@Basra go with the one with most mula

 

[Warwaaqsame]

Teeri you might have missed that the thread is satire not everything is about qabil sxb. Ayoo That bolded line of yours is mad sus

He has room temp. Iq

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Go for the one that makes you watch his BBC all day!

 

[Ismail Khan]

Go with your left naas