I Just Beat Up A Feminist

So, I do a little kickboxing, I started about 3mthsago after doing karate for over 10 yrs
Basically at this point I would say I could just survive when I'm with the better ppl in my gym so average skills basically, nothing amazing, the classes have been pretty boring however very challenging although focus is put on repetition rather than actual sparring, that is the fun part and we don't spar every single session at my place. Anyways it was a normal Friday but when I came in I noticed there was a new person, a woman, the third one in the entire class, she was athletic and fit and pretty tall about 5 9 or so. So as it was a Friday we began with some gentle sparring to warm ourselves up and guess who this girl chose? The one and only Farah that's me. Before she started trying to start sparring I told her I cant soar with her but before I could say that it was because I'm Muslim she sarcastically said what? Scared? I'm barely 60 kilos whilst been 5 10 so you can imagine I'm pretty skinny. She thought she could fight me? She then said don't worry I'll go easy I can see your new. CONTINUED
 
So, I do a little kickboxing, I started about 3mthsago after doing karate for over 10 yrs
Basically at this point I would say I could just survive when I'm with the better ppl in my gym so average skills basically, nothing amazing, the classes have been pretty boring however very challenging although focus is put on repetition rather than actual sparring, that is the fun part and we don't spar every single session at my place. Anyways it was a normal Friday but when I came in I noticed there was a new person, a woman, the third one in the entire class, she was athletic and fit and pretty tall about 5 9 or so. So as it was a Friday we began with some gentle sparring to warm ourselves up and guess who this girl chose? The one and only Farah that's me. Before she started trying to start sparring I told her I cant soar with her but before I could say that it was because I'm Muslim she sarcastically said what? Scared? I'm barely 60 kilos whilst been 5 10 so you can imagine I'm pretty skinny. She thought she could fight me? She then said don't worry I'll go easy I can see your new. CONTINUED
So did you get emotional and give in to her taunt or did you stick to your guns and explain that as a Muslim you couldn't get physical with her?
 
So I replied no it's fine let's spar wanting to teach her a lesson which I eventually did mashallah. Anyways she began by throwing g a lot off kicks which I noticed were slow and heavy, she threw a roundhouse, for the third time which I proceeded to grab then sweep her other foot, she fell hard. Sorry I'm not warm, she explained. Next she started throwing some combo feet and hands which shockingly did not register she threw a jab than a stepping roundhouse to my head again I managed to dodge it, she was trying to decapitate me! Alright time to get serious I thought I threw front kick to her stomach which connected then a tapped her barely with a jab.
She fell, presumably from the kick which caught her square in her stomach. And that's the end of it, thankfully she didn't try fucking with me again, I guess she thought because had skinny arms I wasn't a threat big mistake she didn't stand a chance even tho she had more experience. My Instructor is laid back and he told me after that that this isn't the first time a feminist with an imaginary nutsack has challenge his students. Equal rights equal lefts.
 
So I replied no it's fine let's spar wanting to teach her a lesson which I eventually did mashallah. Anyways she began by throwing g a lot off kicks which I noticed were slow and heavy, she threw a roundhouse, for the third time which I proceeded to grab then sweep her other foot, she fell hard. Sorry I'm not warm, she explained. Next she started throwing some combo feet and hands which shockingly did not register she threw a jab than a stepping roundhouse to my head again I managed to dodge it, she was trying to decapitate me! Alright time to get serious I thought I threw front kick to her stomach which connected then a tapped her barely with a jab.
She fell, presumably from the kick which caught her square in her stomach. And that's the end of it, thankfully she didn't try fucking with me again, I guess she thought because had skinny arms I wasn't a threat big mistake she didn't stand a chance even tho she had more experience. My Instructor is laid back and he told me after that that this isn't the first time a feminist with an imaginary nutsack has challenge his students. Equal rights equal lefts.
And then the crowd clapped

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Somali Saayid

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How was it self defense 💀
It was a sparing match you opted into because she said you where scared and you deicide to accept it to teach her a lesson.

that's not self defence. Self defence is if she just came at you even after you told her you dont fight women :drakewtf:
@WaterBottle was afraid of being cancelled at the gym for being politically incorrect.
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How was it self defense 💀
It was a sparing match you opted into because she said you where scared and you decided to accept it to teach her a lesson :dead:

that's not self defence. Self defence is if she just came at you even after you told her you dont fight women :drakewtf:
I didn't touch her with skin, we were wearing gloves and and footpads
 
How was it self defense 💀
It was a sparing match you opted into because she said you where scared and you decided to accept it to teach her a lesson :dead:

that's not self defence. Self defence is if she just came at you even after you told her you dont fight women :drakewtf:
She basically i had 1 sec to say okay before she started attacking when our instructor said begin
 
A childish feminine man vs a feminist.

That’s the gist of the story.

Sorry but a mature masculine man understands that no matter what a random woman says, he’s actually stronger and wouldn’t need to prove himself because of a random taunting woman.

I hope this story illustrates the importance of raising your sons to be less insecure.
 
A childish feminine man vs a feminist.

That’s the gist of the story.

Sorry but a mature masculine man understands that no matter what a random woman says, he’s actually stronger and wouldn’t need to prove himself because of a random taunting woman.

I hope this story illustrates the importance of raising your sons to be less insecure.
I don't think it's a real story. What kind of ghetto kickboxing gym has men and women sparring each other:drakelaugh:
 
A childish feminine man vs a feminist.

That’s the gist of the story.

Sorry but a mature masculine man understands that no matter what a random woman says, he’s actually stronger and wouldn’t need to prove himself because of a random taunting woman.

I hope this story illustrates the importance of raising your sons to be less insecure.
I'm not insecure and dont need to prove myself, however if anything comes my way and tries to put itself in a situation whereby it wants to defeat me in someway I'll let it try.
 

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