I have decided to represent Somalia in the 2024 Olympics as a female weightlifter. I will transition

[Grigori Rasputin]

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/31/...ght-lifting.html?referringSource=articleShare

It is time I bring a gold medal to Somalia for the first time.

 

[bidenkulaha]

If you win gold, pride of Somalia. If you lose, you dhulo, may Allah punish you for your devilish ways

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

If you win gold, pride of Somalia. If you lose, you dhulo, may Allah punish you for your devilish ways

for a nation of 35 million not to have a gold medal in the Olympics is preposterous.

I will use cadaan men’s ridiculous lack of sense to beat them in their game.