I Hate When Somalis Go Around On The Internet And Talk About Their Features

[killerxsmoke]

It's truly cringe-inducing when conversations continuously revolve around superficial features as if they're the sole measure of worth. It's particularly disheartening when people incessantly harp on about the nose, as if it's the pinnacle of discussion. Whether it's on Twitter or TikTok, it seems like there's an insatiable need to constantly remind everyone of our European phenotype. This repetitive behavior has grown tiresome and serves no meaningful purpose. This shit honestly has to end

 

[Radical]

Any man that brags about a bodypart other than his dick is gay.

 

[Kalsoon]

Tbh, it made me want to stop looking at my own nose in the mirror for awhile as it reminds me of all the weird (online) obsession with it. I’m just happy I have a nose to breathe with.

I never understand people who boast about their looks. I believe it’s either they are really vain and lack any depth or just deeply insecure.

 

[𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕙]

The women with the biggest behinds in the world are Somali men

 

[Chaseyourdreamzz]

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[islaanaliharti]

Large foreheads are a sign of great intelligence and wisdom. It is a definitve sign of good breeding Saaxiib. the evidence is clear

 

[islaanaliharti]

Scipio qashined my post here cause we're arguing on the dream map thread lol; in one minute as well

 

[Gojo Satoru]

Shits so embarrassing. At least other ethnicities actually have things to brag about

 

[Qeelbax]

It's truly cringe-inducing when conversations continuously revolve around superficial features as if they're the sole measure of worth. It's particularly disheartening when people incessantly harp on about the nose, as if it's the pinnacle of discussion. Whether it's on Twitter or TikTok, it seems like there's an insatiable need to constantly remind everyone of our European phenotype. This repetitive behavior has grown tiresome and serves no meaningful purpose. This shit honestly has to end

Yeah even the regular somalis do that. Somali girls were obsessed with that ethnic nose trend on tiktok. And I see comments like our faraxs are the best and they have nice hair, you’d think our hair was from heaven. It’s all to flex on other Africans.

 

[samira24]

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[Ibraahim Galgol]

I have yet to see North African Amazigh or Arab flex they looks this hard like Somalis do to other Africans. Its taken over discourse in every social media platform.

 

[Juliet]

I mean if ya'll ugly and bitter just say so

Social media is allllll about flexing the superficial stuff.


if you could, you would.

 

[Monn]

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[samira24]

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[Khaem]

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Because we aren't like them.
Phenotype plays a big role in who you view as in or out your group.
"black people" are essentially Niger Congo who are bantus & west africans. They share a common origin and features so they can see each other as one group.
Somalis are not related to "black people" genetically in any way except for maybe some Cushitic admixed bantu tribes living in East African countries like Rwanda, Kenya & Tanzania.

Somalis are not Niger Congo but Afroasiatic so are distant relatives to north africans and Arabians as well as being cousins to the nilotic people of east Africa (south sudanese ect. ) since we Cushites are originally natufian tribes who after leaving the Levant into Africa didn't migrate to north Africa like the other tribes but instead stayed in pre- historic Egypt (whilst it was probably green) for a while before migrating southwards into Sudan and mixing with the proto nilotic tribes creating the cushites (Somalis, ethiopian, Eritrean, Sudanese).

As for why madows hate us, it's not that deep. Every group is hostile towards those who aren't part of them. Madows in the west are especially sometimes more hostile towards the "non blacks" because they are a minority and a smaller group compared to the people they live among. All groups have a bit of a superiority complex towards who they see as "foreign" that's just human nature. We somalis definitely have a superiority complex cause we have always been arrogant towards the Shisheeye.

Western Madows don't like somalis because we are a different group to them. No matter how many times they will say "somalis are black" they still see us as different because we are. You can have a somali in a group of Nigerians, congolese, south africans & kenyans and you will spot the Somali right away. We are not genetically related to them like they are to each other. Heck my great grandfather probably didn't know what "black people" and general madow features looked like since he lived in one of the most northern points of Somaliweyn not too far from yemen.
Black people are not particularly hostile to Somalis in that way, We are just different cultures and naturally sometimes don't like each other.

 

[JackieBurkhart]

Because we aren't like them.
Phenotype plays a big role in who you view as in or out your group.
"black people" are essentially Niger Congo who are bantus & west africans. They share a common origin and features so they can see each other as one group.
Somalis are not related to "black people" genetically in any way except for maybe some Cushitic admixed bantu tribes living in East African countries like Rwanda, Kenya & Tanzania.

Somalis are not Niger Congo but Afroasiatic so are distant relatives to north africans and Arabians as well as being cousins to the nilotic people of east Africa (south sudanese ect. ) since we Cushites are originally natufian tribes who after leaving the Levant into Africa didn't migrate to north Africa like the other tribes but instead stayed in pre- historic Egypt (whilst it was probably green) for a while before migrating southwards into Sudan and mixing with the proto nilotic tribes creating the cushites (Somalis, ethiopian, Eritrean, Sudanese).

As for why madows hate us, it's not that deep. Every group is hostile towards those who aren't part of them. Madows in the west are especially sometimes more hostile towards the "non blacks" because they are a minority and a smaller group compared to the people they live among. All groups have a bit of a superiority complex towards who they see as "foreign" that's just human nature. We somalis definitely have a superiority complex cause we have always been arrogant towards the Shisheeye.

Western Madows don't like somalis because we are a different group to them. No matter how many times they will say "somalis are black" they still see us as different because we are. You can have a somali in a group of Nigerians, congolese, south africans & kenyans and you will spot the Somali right away. We are not genetically related to them like they are to each other. Heck my great grandfather probably didn't know what "black people" and general madow features looked like since he lived in one of the most northern points of Somaliweyn not too far from yemen.
Black people are not particularly hostile to Somalis in that way, We are just different cultures and naturally sometimes don't like each other.

You've become soft. Somali Ugaas will take your spot soon.

 

[Khaem]

You've become soft. Somali Ugaas will take your spot soon.

My nigga I'm an active terrorist threat.
Chatting about soft smh.

Just an hour ago I was thinking up ways of a invasion of Abyssinia and if we should assimilate or just genocide and you're calling me soft. xasuuq is my goal.

We will take over all of east Africa down to the rift + madagascar island will be a Japan of Africa, a homogenous somali island of 120 million by 2100.
After taking east Africa we will get other cushites such as oromo to migrate with us southwards and colonise. Oromo are off brand somalis so they will assimilate and boost our numbers same way English in America got all sorts of whites to assimilate and become Anglo.

We will then deploy our somali Bantus to rule their own kingdoms in West Coast. Congo & west Africa will be split into kingdoms (Boqorates) of Somalized madows and somali Bantus. West Coast Africa will be Jarerweyn and East Coast Africa will be Kushweyn. All of Africa will be Somali In one way or another. Total victory.

 

[JackieBurkhart]

My nigga I'm an active terrorist threat.
Chatting about soft smh.

Just an hour ago I was thinking up ways of a invasion of Abyssinia and if we should assimilate or just genocide and you're calling me soft. xasuuq is my goal.

That's what I like to see. I'll support you in donations using my familial connections with corrupt politicians back home.

 

[Khaem]

That's what I like to see. I'll support you in donations using my familial connections with corrupt politicians back home.

Thank you very much for the support my comrade. Although I must advise you to read my edit containing much of my new plans moving forward.