Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
These guys fly to every major tournament in the world that pays handsomely throughout the year.
Have I told you guys about the time I partook in a Marathon in my city ? Walahi I commmitsd a national embarrassment. I convinced myself that I had the East African gene and that I can do it. I stood at the front row as we were about to run. I spotted this Kenyan and I noticed this bulging calf muscle and there and then I knew I wasn't gonna make it. Still I took off with them and less than 1 mile I felt like I was dying from exhaustion. Luckily I realized that ahead of me was where I parked my car. Therefore I veered off from the marathon path and into my car. You'd think I was a criminal the way I took off cursing and hollering.
Have I told you guys about the time I partook in a Marathon in my city ? Walahi I commmitsd a national embarrassment. I convinced myself that I had the East African gene and that I can do it. I stood at the front row as we were about to run. I spotted this Kenyan and I noticed this bulging calf muscle and there and then I knew I wasn't gonna make it. Still I took off with them and less than 1 mile I felt like I was dying from exhaustion. Luckily I realized that ahead of me was where I parked my car. Therefore I veered off from the marathon path and into my car. You'd think I was a criminal the way I took off cursing and hollering.
