I attended the weirdest wedding ever: One Xalimo, three reverts

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Abdalla

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I get an invitation by my long time revert friend for his wedding. The venue is close to my work, and I left work early to attend the wedding. To my surprise (who are we kidding :comeon:) the bride was a xalimo. But the thing that surprised me the most was that the 'sheikh' that was doing the nikkah was a revert who converted less than two years ago. We were watching the euros 2016 together and dude was drinking beer during the matches :ileycry:

I was perplexed so I ask one of the few Somali odayaal where is her wali, and he points to this old ginger revert:damn:
 
I get an invitation by my long time revert friend for his wedding. The venue is close to my work, and I left work early to attend the wedding. To my surprise (who are we kidding :comeon:) the bride was a xalimo. But the thing that surprised me the most was that the 'sheikh' that was doing the nikkah was a revert who converted less than two years ago. We were watching the euros 2016 together and dude was drinking beer during the matches :ileycry:

I was perplexed so I ask one of the few Somali odayaal where is her wali, and he points to this old ginger revert:damn:
Is the old ginger revert the Hamza guy from speakers corner
:chrisfreshhah:
 

Marquis

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not surprised that this is Holland, the same place where that dark skin somali girl was married to the alt right racist guy.
 

Abdalla

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not surprised that this is Holland, the same place where that dark skin somali girl was married to the alt right racist guy.

The old man funny, kulaha if i knew this was the theme, I would've dyed my beard red with henna :drakelaugh:
 

kickz

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Wasn't there a story recently of in Canada where 2 white reverts went to Somalia and joined Shabaab?

Ofcourse both of their wives were Somali :gaasdrink:
 

Blade1

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Wasn't there a story recently of in Canada where 2 white reverts went to Somalia and joined Shabaab?

Ofcourse both of their wives were Somali :gaasdrink:
Al shabaabs different they force those girls into marrying them
 
I get an invitation by my long time revert friend for his wedding. The venue is close to my work, and I left work early to attend the wedding. To my surprise (who are we kidding :comeon:) the bride was a xalimo. But the thing that surprised me the most was that the 'sheikh' that was doing the nikkah was a revert who converted less than two years ago. We were watching the euros 2016 together and dude was drinking beer during the matches :ileycry:

I was perplexed so I ask one of the few Somali odayaal where is her wali, and he points to this old ginger revert:damn:
Sounds like fake story lol
 

Dalmoor

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I get an invitation by my long time revert friend for his wedding. The venue is close to my work, and I left work early to attend the wedding. To my surprise (who are we kidding :comeon:) the bride was a xalimo. But the thing that surprised me the most was that the 'sheikh' that was doing the nikkah was a revert who converted less than two years ago. We were watching the euros 2016 together and dude was drinking beer during the matches :ileycry:

I was perplexed so I ask one of the few Somali odayaal where is her wali, and he points to this old ginger revert:damn:

I get an invitation by my long time revert friend for his wedding. The venue is close to my work, and I left work early to attend the wedding. To my surprise (who are we kidding :comeon:) the bride was a xalimo. But the thing that surprised me the most was that the 'sheikh' that was doing the nikkah was a revert who converted less than two years ago. We were watching the euros 2016 together and dude was drinking beer during the matches :ileycry:

I was perplexed so I ask one of the few Somali odayaal where is her wali, and he points to this old ginger revert:damn:
Three reverts, one xaliimo

3r+x= No like terms.

How did that happen, Abdalla?:patrice: no likeness there
 

munira

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@Abdalla I thought you would be the last person to be writing fake stories on Somali girls. I’m highly disappointed, smh.
 

munira

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Supply and demand. I am giving what people want. At least i didnt pretend to be leaving just to get few likes and boost my ratings

I genuinely thought I was leaving though, but you admit you’re lying, do you not have any integrity?
 

Abdalla

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I genuinely thought I was leaving though, but you admit you’re lying, do you not have any integrity?

I did admit to lying wtf. Naa heedhe dont make me treat you like this is the clan section.

Admit it, the one xalimo three reverts story made you lagh or not?
 

munira

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I did admit to lying wtf. Naa heedhe dont make me treat you like this is the clan section.

Admit it, the one xalimo three reverts story made you lagh or not?

Nope, it lacked originality.

You’ll need to start getting creative with your anti Xalimo threads.
 
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