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Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
I don't know why @Steamdevolopment is always in my notifications, she's always tagging me, always sending me messages.

Even when a topic has nothing to do with me, she's tagging me.

I heard she told @DuctTape that she religiously goes to a Nigerian witch craft doctor to do black magic on me.

I've encountered strange things lately.



Black magic is being casted upon me by @Steamdevolopment



And now it went too far to the point my man started saying my bariis looks like oatmeal. He used to love my mushy bariis. This is getting out of hand.


Okay he's right about my oatmeal bariis, it looks like oatmeal with spices but I can't help it.



@Steamdevolopment I seek refuge in Allah swt.


I might be a pescetarian nayaa but I'm not into sushi taco. Naga tag.
 
I don't know why @Steamdevolopment is always in my notifications, she's always tagging me, always sending me messages.

Even when a topic has nothing to do with me, she's tagging me.

I heard she told @DuctTape that she religiously goes to a Nigerian witch craft doctor to do black magic on me.

I've encountered strange things lately.



Black magic is being casted upon me by @Steamdevolopment



And now it went too far to the point my man started saying my bariis looks like oatmeal. He used to love my mushy bariis. This is getting out of hand.


Okay he's right about my oatmeal bariis, it looks like oatmeal with spices but I can't help it.



@Steamdevolopment I seek refuge in Allah swt.


I might be a pescetarian nayaa but I'm not into sushi taco. Naga tag.

I can't curse you more than life already has :)
 

DuctTape

I have an IQ of 300
I cannot corroborate this story of Steam telling me she goes to a witch doctor, but it seems you have some bad juju indeed.
Perhaps you should take some cooking classes and read ayatul kursi before you go to bed every night.
First you are visited by a jinn, and then your bariis looks like oatmeal? The horror. May allah swt make all your hardships easy.
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
I cannot corroborate this story of Steam telling me she goes to a witch doctor, but it seems you have some bad juju indeed.
Perhaps you should take some cooking classes and read ayatul kursi before you go to bed every night.
First you are visited by a jinn, and then your bariis looks like oatmeal? The horror. May allah swt make all your hardships easy.
You're covering up for her... :drakelaugh:



If you can't love my oatmeal bariis, you cannot eat my bomb ass malawax. :liberaltears:
 

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
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I heard every gay person has that one straight person they crush on and hope to one day turn em...maybe you're that person for steam, take it as a compliment:denzelnigga:
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
your bariis looks like oatmeal :hahaidiot:
Spicy oatmeal... Spicy.....

Thank you very much

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