How many kids will you have

[Keep it a boqol]

people here gonna have 2 -3 max

 

[EyiPunter]

If I can make 1000 kids by the time I'm 65 I've done my duties as a Somali male. If I have 4 wife and each has 15 for me I'm at 60 children. Now that 60 each one get wifes 4 and also each has 60 children themselves. In less than 20 years I can have 3600 children.

 

[Khaemwaset]

i will have 15 children and have them work at my startup for 0$/h as slaves

Chinese restraunt method

 

[Aseer]

Waryaada make sure to have at least 2 sons at the minimum. Lest one's a fcck up the other can carry on your legacy.

Thats a good point but how about if both of them become fck ups?

 

[Sa_Male]

Thats a good point but how about if both of them become fck ups?

Then you must make some more

 

[Bari]

Thats a good point but how about if both of them become fck ups?

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[Yahya]

As many as I can. We need a 300m population by 2050. We can easily achieve this if everyone complies to the 4 wives rule.

 

[abdi_]

Still set on my master plan of 3 by birth, 2 by adoption.

Very glad to see there is only 1 person intending for an only child.

 

[alias]

I dont want children

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

I want 21 + 1/2.

 

[abdi_]

I will have so many children inshallah I will forget half their names

I'll have so many children inshallah each of the four wives I'll marry will have her own football team

I will have so many children inshallah after 50yrs I'll have my own qabil

I will have so many children that the oldest will be old enough to be the youngest grandfather

This is a good poem lol

 

[CABDULWALI XASAN.]

im in between 4 and 5 honestly not sure.

As many as I can. We need a 300m population by 2050. We can easily achieve this if everyone complies to the 4 wives rule.

300 million is crazy, and I support a larger population.

 

[Moon-]

i don't think i will have any

 

[Ashraf]

Chinese restraunt method

Real ones know Donald Cline method clears

 

[NordicSomali]

I have an income to kids ratio, depends on my income.

 

[Khaemwaset]

Still set on my master plan of 3 by birth, 2 by adoption.

Very glad to see there is only 1 person intending for an only child.

What if one comes out disabled

 

[abdi_]

What if one comes out disabled

Even then, 1/5 is still good odds, saxib.
May Allah keep me away from long lost cousins.

 

[_Yusuf_]

As many as Allah (swt) plans for me

 

[_Yusuf_]

I dont want children

Good.

 

[Dooyo]

I want to adopt older kids back home and provide them the opportunity to grow up in a loving, safe environment and to have an education.

Giving birth seems like hard work. No ROI, just pain and silic.