How many kids do you want?

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  1. Regg

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    Somalis IMO are listed the top 3 Muslim ethnicities when it comes to high birth rates but I’m curious to see if the new generation still want to do what their parents and the older generation did?

    10 kids is the minimum for me, anything less will seriously leave me miserable and depressed which is why I want at least two wives to have many kids as possible for stability, re-populate my clan, keep my name relevant in the family, feel like a King and feel protected forever. Get ajr and make the Prophet proud who encourage everyone to have many kids as possible.

    Also, to ensure no one in the family breaks my record and to offend the seething Anglo men.

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    What about you?
     
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  2. Samaalic Era

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    20 children In'sha'Allah but i don't mind having more aswell :stevej:
     
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  3. Geeljire lotus

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    I want 8 no cap. I need all of them to be boys as well. All tall, dark, and handsome like thier Abo lool. One of them better make it into the nba as well
     
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  4. Struggle

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    6 i'A all boys or at least 5 boys and a girl.
     
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  5. Tukraq

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    I’m going for 40 inshallah, 10 for each wife
     
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  6. Genesisx72

    Genesisx72 living off borrowed time

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    2, because I don't want my bank account to get destroyed
     
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  7. buule

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    Football squad + substitutes
     
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  8. Ugaaso

    Ugaaso FaceedKaroon

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    One pair of twins. preferably one of each. I can't handle more than that.:abuxyga:
     
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  9. Aaegal

    Aaegal I have no proof, only whispers

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    Please only have the amount of children you're financially capable of taking care of. That means healthy foods, good clothing, electronics, extra curricular actives like hockey or football, tutors, dental/vision care, medication and family vacations and so on. You want a few well mannered, well rounded smart children not a bunch you can't afford to take care of or manage.

    I plan to have 3 at max, most likely 2.
     
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    Lostbox 「Immortal Sage」

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  11. Solaris

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    3-5 is perfect with the eldest being a girl
     
  12. Mehmet

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    Might have to marry nonsomaligirls if not mj loool
     
  13. Libaaxseendheer

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    20 kids by 4 beautiful wifes. The goal is to out populate india.
     
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  14. VixR

    VixR Veritas VIP

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    Where is this guy from?

    Over my time here, I’ve worked out that you’re a non-Somali, Black or otherwise dark skinned (non-White), refugee/immigrant, who was most-likely born in their country (definitely a third-worlder with a goal like 40 freaking kids and some of the other weird shit you say), probably somewhere in their thirties in age (definitely older than the general population here), and that you’re mentally religiously-inclined (radical) but your practice is off/hypocritical.
     
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  15. HIGH PRIESTESS

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    Only 2 or 3 kids. I want to travel and save up as much as possible, I can’t do that with ten squealing brats depleting my resources on a regular basis :shookgabre:
     
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  16. sigmund

    sigmund Staff Member Moderator

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    I inititally wanted an only child but decided two should be enough one boy one girl inshallah. I wouldnt cope with more than two financially and mentally.
     
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  17. Halimo-2018

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    Will depend on how cute the 1st is lol
     
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  18. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Biologically None. Might adopt one or two and definitely from kids with special needs or mild disabilities.
     
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  20. buule

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    Welll I’m cute :it0tdo8:
     
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