How long till you tie the knot in a relationship?

[Zeus]

I'll use myself as an example I'm 20

-meet woman

-honeymoon phase 2 years -22

- wait another 2 more years then move in together- 24

- live together for 3 years to see if you're good match -27

- give her a promise so she shuts up for a while (keep her at bay for 2 years)- 29

- giver her an engagement ring wait 1 more till the wedding - 30

About 10 years is my game plan.

 

[Inactive]

Maybe 35.

People live til 80 on average these days so I want to have a taste of other people before I commit to someone for close to 50 years.

But I could die tomorrow.

 

[Genie]

<<<<< all the emotions i'm experiencing right now .... 10YEARS! dude you can have like 100 kids by then why wait so long ?

 

[McLovin]

3 years max. I'm not vetting a potential terrorist here

 

[Zeus]

<<<<< all the emotions i'm experiencing right now .... 10YEARS! dude you can have like 100 kids by then why wait so long ?

I have a lot of assets to protect

 

[John Michael]

Gonna move her into hooyos basement I see.

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[Zeus]

Gonna move her into hooyos basement I see.

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I'm done with cadaan chicks.

 

[John Michael]

I'm done with cadaan chicks.

Once you go white get out of our sight.






















I know..... I'm not as good as Bahal with these rhymes but I tried.

 

[Coulombs law]

I'm done with cadaan chicks.

Don't worry bro Somali girls are very forgiving. Im almost certain you will find someone instantly, accepting of your fuckboy past :siilaanyolaugh:

#faraxs staywinning

 

[Zeus]

Once you go white get out of our sight.






















I know..... I'm not as good as Bahal with these rhymes but I tried.

never try again

 

[anonymous34]

Don't worry bro Somali girls are very forgiving. Im almost certain you will find someone instantly, accepting of your fuckboy past :siilaanyolaugh:

So what he gives us STDs????? uff no thanks. Ain't no Somali queen would want a scrawny small diseased riddle dick


Fuckboi are hoes No one wants them

 

[random12345]

Once you go white get out of our sight.






















I know..... I'm not as good as Bahal with these rhymes but I tried.

It's easy.


Once you go cadaan

 

[Zeus]

So what he gives us STDs????? uff no thanks. Ain't no Somali queen would want a scrawny small diseased riddle dick


Fuckboi are hoes No one wants them

They say they don't want a fuckboi but always fall for one

But don't worry, no one is going near a classless monkey like you.

 

[anonymous34]

They say they don't want a fuckboi but always fall for one

But don't worry, no one is going near a classless monkey like you.

Abahaa waas you dhuxul gorilla ape qaniis ass nigga

 

[Zeus]

Abahaa waas you dhuxul gorilla ape qaniis ass nigga

What disgusting language, you must be a ratchet xalimo twerking to dancehall music on your snapchat and other social media.

 

[Coulombs law]

So what he gives us STDs????? uff no thanks. Ain't no Somali queen would want a scrawny small diseased riddle dick


Fuckboi are hoes No one wants them

Woah Woah, I ain't no fuckboy I'm just helping a fellow farax who went astray out.

Everyone deserves a nice xalimo so why shouldn't we help a brotha out :siilaanyosmile:

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm on my second year of engagement. Halal relationship.

 

[anonymous34]

What disgusting language, you must be a ratchet xalimo twerking to dancehall music on your snapchat and other social media.

I'm not ratchet you idiot I wear hijab and I dress modestly I've never clubbed nor do I plan to. I speak disrespectful to disgusting faraxs such as yourself .

 

[Zeus]

I'm on my second year of engagement. Halal relationship.

There is someone for everyone

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

There is someone for everyone

I know, you will someday find someone, your poor hand and pillow will take a break from the humiliation they go through everyday.


You're in my prayers!