How do I obtain a Somali passport?

[Codeine]

What are the prerequisites?

Do I have the right to it by default?

Would I be able to enter Kenya/Ethiopia without much difficulty?

 

[Arman]

Why would you wanna go to Ethiopia or Kenya?

 

[Codeine]

Why would you wanna go to Ethiopia or Kenya?

Khat

 

[Keo]

Khat

Now I see why you like the cadaan chicks
Is it coz of the khat?

 

[Codeine]

Now I see why you like the cadaan chicks
Is it coz of the khat?

Issa joke, that shit taste nasty. I ask for private reasons

 

[Codeine]

Notice how I'm never the one that brings up PAWGs? And I'm the one obsessed

Y'all some closeted PAWG lovers. Even some of the Xalimos here like @dhegdheer secretly want to scissor an aryan qt

 

[Lord Flacko]

Notice how I'm never the one that brings up PAWGs? And I'm the one obsessed

Y'all some closeted PAWG lovers. Even some of the Xalimos here like @dhegdheer secretly want to scissor an aryan qt

Not sure if you posted in the wrong thread or you're just a little psychotic

 

[Codeine]

Not sure if you posted in the wrong thread or you're just a little psychotic

Does anyone actually know how to obtain one?

 

[Lord Flacko]

Does anyone actually know how to obtain one?

Ask your parents


My father just told me "I'll get you one no worries"

 

[Codeine]

Ask your parents


My father just told me "I'll get you one no worries"

So you have one?

 

[Prince Abubu]

1) Fly out to Mogadishu.

2) Take a taxi to Bakara Market.

3) Go to the corner of Xalwad street.

4) There you'll meet a Reer Xamar dude by the name of Abu Miski Xaaji Cambuulo.

5) Tell him you are looking to get your fresh moos rubbed with coconut oil

6) He will first act apprehensive and surprised.

7) Then tell him you were sent by a tall good-looking Reer Waqooyi fella named Prince Abubu.

8) At this point the man will take you to another side street called "Abaayo Mooskaygaa seexdey nooh".

9) He will go into a shop selling Xalwad, fruit and cigarettes, then hand you a brown paper bag.

10) This bag contains bananas, you idiot.

 

[Lord Flacko]

So you have one?

No, but my father could obtain one for me easily. I have a pretty connected family though, don't know about yours but I suppose your parents could obtain one for you.

 

[Codeine]

No, but my father could obtain one for me easily. I have a pretty connected family though, don't know about yours but I suppose your parents could obtain one for you.

I don't want anyone to know

 

[Lord Flacko]

I don't want anyone to know

Why?

 

[Codeine]

Why?

Don't worry about that b

 

[Arman]

Don't worry about that b

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I want open a t-shirt shack by liido beach and use the backroom for my adult studio. 3 Xalimos, 1 muus is about to hit the shelves

 

[Codeine]

@Duke of Bohol you know this, help a brother out.

Also someone tag that Habesha nigga for me

 

[Arman]

I want open a t-shirt shack by liido beach and use the backroom for my adult studio. 3 Xalimos, 1 muus is about to hit the shelves

I'd wait till al-kebab is dead until opening the backroom.

tag that Habesha nigga for me

You're going to import Habesha girls? LOL

 

[Codeine]

You're going to import Habesha girls? LOL