how do I become Somali president

[Oday-yar]

I am nearing 30.
I have masters degree.
I have a business in the USA, but I don't have enough money to buy every single shameless Somali mp.
I am from a big qabiil.


but I don't have connection.

where do I start so I can get marry to villa Somalia? @Grigori Rasputin your input is needed.

If I am alive, I want to be the youngest Somali president. haduu alle kuu idmahayo.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I am nearing 30.
I have masters degree.
I have a business in the USA, but I don't have enough money to buy every single shameless Somali mp.
I am from a big qabiil.


but I don't have connection.

where do I start so I can get marry to villa Somalia? @Grigori Rasputin your input is needed.

If I am alive, I want to be the youngest Somali president. haduu alle kuu idmahayo.

1 major requirement is for you to be incompetent.

 

[Oday-yar]

1 major requirement is for you to be incompetent.

I am not but I can pretend to be if it's a must have.

 

[kadaadi]

tbh it really all depends on u qabil

 

[Zapfox1]

Depends on your qabil. Higher chance if your Abgaal, MJ or MX. Barely any chance if your not any of those. Throw in hg in there too

 

[Jungle]

qabil and running around the xamar heat in a suit kissing ass slowly working your way up. prime example Cali JikoKuJire. if you not hg or abgaal no chance unless you're rich.

 

[Oday-yar]

qabil and running around the xamar heat in a suit kissing ass slowly working your way up. prime example Cali JikoKuJire. if you not hg or abgaal no chance unless you're rich.

I have money, but not enough to bribe everyone.
Somali presidents tend to come out of nowhere. both hsm and farmaajo were largely unknown until they became president.

maybe I need to marry two wives, one HG and one Abgaal, or go full iljeex mode and marry 3 more wives, all HG.

worked for farmaajo kkkk

 

[Zapfox1]

I have money, but not enough to bribe everyone.
Somali presidents tend to come out of nowhere. both hsm and farmaajo were largely unknown until they became president.

maybe I need to marry two wives, one HG and one Abgaal, or go full iljeex mode and marry 3 more wives, all HG.

worked for farmaajo kkkk

HSM was completely unknown but farmajo was prime minister back in 2010.

 

[Aurelian]

I have money, but not enough to bribe everyone.
Somali presidents tend to come out of nowhere. both hsm and farmaajo were largely unknown until they became president.

maybe I need to marry two wives, one HG and one Abgaal, or go full iljeex mode and marry 3 more wives, all HG.

worked for farmaajo kkkk

They were, hsm was a charity ngo man, farmaajo was ex pm who made big clashes with ex president

 

[Bluefire]

I am nearing 30.
I have masters degree.
I have a business in the USA, but I don't have enough money to buy every single shameless Somali mp.
I am from a big qabiil.


but I don't have connection.

where do I start so I can get marry to villa Somalia? @Grigori Rasputin your input is needed.

If I am alive, I want to be the youngest Somali president. haduu alle kuu idmahayo.

missing mandatory bus driver experience

 

[faarax_mn]

Be an incompetent selfish idiot

 

[Oday-yar]

missing mandatory bus driver experience

got that one covered. I was a truck driver.

 

[Jiron]

Go to Somalia when you can and contribute to something, maybe help build a road, volunteer at an orphanage, anything productive to showcase on ur resume. Then network, rub elbows with politicians and get ur name out there. Good luck future president

 

[Oday-yar]

Go to Somalia when you can and contribute to something, maybe help build a road, volunteer at an orphanage, anything productive to showcase on ur resume. Then network, rub elbows with politicians and get ur name out there. Good luck future president

Thank you Sir, you are very kind.

 

[convincation]

Bumlick one of the big players in Somali politics (Qatar, UAE, Kenya, That one cadaan UN dude etc) whilst making their enemies yours

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Go to Somalia when you can and contribute to something, maybe help build a road, volunteer at an orphanage, anything productive to showcase on ur resume. Then network, rub elbows with politicians and get ur name out there. Good luck future president

TERRIBLE advice.

Doesn’t this character ever get tired of nonsense positivity.

 

[digaagjecel]

Aren’t you issaq? Why would you go for Somalia when you can go for president of JSL. Unless the 4.5 is gone there’s already a cycle of who will become president. Next president is hawiye or MJ unless farmajo gets second term which is highly likely the way this country is looking.

 

[BobSmoke]

If you want to make some real changes, build businesses and try to be a consultant for the government. Have a gang of goons and social media influencers at your disposal. That is if you want to influence shit.

If you just want to be praised and indulge in fake love and public funds, I dunno, guess you just gotta fake it till you make it.

 

[Based]

I heard the money is good . Only problem is i'm not building no road or hospital for somalians and their donkey shit.

 

[Hassan Garguute Buldanana]

One requirement is for you not to fear the day of judgement. You will 100% have the blood of the innocent on your hands directly or indirectly due to 68 incompetence. Stay away from 68er’s politics. We haven’t even got to the corruption yet.