Honest opinions: what do you think about my cooking

[Muji]

The summer is fast approaching, which means it’s almost wedding season. I’m expecting a 7 figure meher (no broke faraxs pls). So I thought it’s only right if I learnt how to cook. What do you guys think?!

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[GeelJirito]

Why you eating goat testicles. I read arab badawin use it like the V
Youse xalimo right

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

The summer is fast approaching, which means it’s almost wedding season. I’m expecting a 7 figure meher (no broke faraxs pls). So I thought it’s only right if I learnt how to cook. What do you guys think?!

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Abaayo, I'm pretty sure the castle chefs of Château de Chenonceau in the Loire Valley are better than your cooking.

 

[Slickback]

The only way I can see this leading to seven figures is through a life insurance policy

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[Kingjames]

The summer is fast approaching, which means it’s almost wedding season. I’m expecting a 7 figure meher (no broke faraxs pls). So I thought it’s only right if I learnt how to cook. What do you guys think?!

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[Muji]

The only way I can see this leading to seven figures is through a life insurance policy

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It’s the ashes of the last farax who crossed me.

 

[Puntlandtheglorious]

Uff

 

[cinina]

Poor chicken died for this nonsense. Meat eaters just don’t get it.
And is that cheese?? Cows were raped for that. You’re a fake feminist! How can you eat the fruits of serial rape???!

 

[Muji]

Real talk though when you went over to Babtunde/Adjoa’s house and they told you to stay for supper. Only to serve this cruelty on a plate you had to take a bite right? Or are you going to upset momma bear?
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@cinina @Slickback @Kingjames @Merchant of Mogadishu

 

[saywalahi]

Poor chicken died for this nonsense. Meat eaters just don’t get it.
And is that cheese?? Cows were raped for that. You’re a fake feminist! How can you eat the fruits of serial rape???!

You’re a vegan!?

You sound like vegan gains the youtuber

 

[Slickback]

Real talk though when you went over to Babtunde/Adjoa’s house and they told you to stay for supper. Only to serve this cruelty on a plate you had to take a bite right? Or are you going to upset momma bear?
:siilaanyolaugh:

@cinina @Slickback @Kingjames @Merchant of Mogadishu

I will tell her, auntie, u kno i love de adjoa, but it is ramadan, I can no consume that. I will make stuff up if I have to


I am already weird like that to be honest, I HATE eating @ friend's family. Even if they're Somali. I once literally walked out of my friend's yard because his hooyo fixed us a massive plate of absolute hot GARBAGE. I forked it like 3 times, waited for her to go to the kitchen and wallahi man cut

"Cuuniga maxa kaa hayaa? Nin weeyn intaa le'eg sidaanad gaajo kuu qaban?"

 

[Kingjames]

Real talk though when you went over to Babtunde/Adjoa’s house and they told you to stay for supper. Only to serve this cruelty on a plate you had to take a bite right? Or are you going to upset momma bear?
:siilaanyolaugh:

@cinina @Slickback @Kingjames @Merchant of Mogadishu

I avoid situations like that easily. I always text my brother to call me and say that I have to go home immediately. Works all the time

 

[cinina]

You’re a vegan!?

You sound like vegan gains.

That outburst was not in my nature, I’m usually a good person, I promise
#noteveryvegan

 

[cinina]

Real talk though when you went over to Babtunde/Adjoa’s house and they told you to stay for supper. Only to serve this cruelty on a plate you had to take a bite right? Or are you going to upset momma bear?
:siilaanyolaugh:

@cinina @Slickback @Kingjames @Merchant of Mogadishu

I only eat in cruelty free establishments, Masha’Allah alxamdulilah

 

[Muji]

I will tell her, auntie, u kno i love de adjoa, but it is ramadan, I can no consume that. I will make stuff up if I have to


I am already weird like that to be honest, I HATE eating @ friend's family. Even if they're Somali. I once literally walked out of my friend's yard because his hooyo fixed us a massive plate of absolute hot GARBAGE. I forked it like 3 times, waited for her to go to the kitchen and wallahi man cut

"Cuuniga maxa kaa hayaa? Nin weeyn intaa le'eg sidaanad gaajo kuu qaban?"

That is hilarious. I thought Somali mums were good cooks?

I can just tell by the cleanliness and the family’s ethnicity if the food is going to be nice. That way I can leave before food is served. I would never dare to run away like you did lmao. Was your friendship salvaged after that point?

 

[roble]

The summer is fast approaching, which means it’s almost wedding season. I’m expecting a 7 figure meher (no broke faraxs pls).

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7 figure meher??? that's a broke farah!

 

[Slickback]

That is hilarious. I thought Somali mums were good cooks?

I can just tell by the cleanliness and the family’s ethnicity if the food is going to be nice. That way I can leave before food is served. I would never dare to run away like you did lmao. Was your friendship salvaged after that point?

I am not a big fan of baasto iyo bariis or Somali food in general

I've only gained an interest after missing hooyo's cooking. When you have to cook your own shit or see what other's get, you really start appreciating hooyo's cooking

He didn't really care, but she 'jokingly' brought it up a few times. I just told her I had to take take of something important, but wallahi I don't think she ever served me food again Idc, that's W in my book

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

am not a big fan of baasto iyo bariis or Somali food in general

The power of the tacos and nachos has possessed you. The might of the Grande Imperio Espanol has overcome you. You must resist it sxb.

 

[Slickback]

The power of the tacos and nachos has possessed you. The might of the Grande Imperio Espanol has overcome you. You resist it sxb.

And quesadillas, them es be banging

 

[DRACO]

You’re a vegan!?

You sound like vegan gains the youtuber

Vegan is the way