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hinters

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Women are flocking to me, everyday I am being chased by hundreds of women seeking my hand in marriage, literally, they chase me through the street, I've lost 20 pounds through cardio of trying to escape them. They steal locks of my hair while I sleep.
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The curse of having too much rizz
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hinters

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Well, you could get to know one of em and then marry them.
I tried that, I woke up to her holding a knife to me and she made me promise that I'd never leave her, I left the country the next day, I am currently in hiding in the Sahara desert.
 

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I tried that, I woke up to her holding a knife to me and she made me promise that I'd never leave her, I left the country the next day, I am currently in hiding in the Sahara desert.
Are these women Somali?
 
Women are flocking to me, everyday I am being chased by hundreds of women seeking my hand in marriage, literally, they chase me through the street, I've lost 20 pounds through cardio of trying to escape them. They steal locks of my hair while I sleep.
:farmajoyaab:

The curse of having too much rizz
:meleshame::mjkkk:
U got delusional rizz 😂 seek help brother
 
Women are flocking to me, everyday I am being chased by hundreds of women seeking my hand in marriage, literally, they chase me through the street, I've lost 20 pounds through cardio of trying to escape them. They steal locks of my hair while I sleep.
:farmajoyaab:

The curse of having too much rizz
:meleshame::mjkkk:
Dreamy rizz 😂, wishing rizz, no biiitchess rizz , desperate rizz , stalker rizz 😂 canceling rizz 😂
 
Women are flocking to me, everyday I am being chased by hundreds of women seeking my hand in marriage, literally, they chase me through the street, I've lost 20 pounds through cardio of trying to escape them. They steal locks of my hair while I sleep.
:farmajoyaab:

The curse of having too much rizz
:meleshame::mjkkk:
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