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  1. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    Call me Cali Tedesse I'm 100% Somali so how are you guys doing ?
     
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  2. Fang4

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    Age.
    Clan.
    Religion.
    Which Somali regions are you from.
    Welcome
     
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  3. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    Welcome to the forum. Don't take things too seriously, and you'll be fine.

    Here are the factions:

    The Anti-Farax faction: These women (and surprisingly SOME men) have congregated to insult Somali men in a ritualistic fashion. Their obsession with bashing men has resulted in loads of individuals theorizing and researching on the origin of this hate. Joining this faction means insulting Somali men and calling them deadbeats.

    The Anti-Xalimo faction: The foil for the Anti-Farax faction of this forum. They generally use sexual repression to shame Somali women for their desires of other men. The word Dhilo gets used a lot. Joining this organization means hating hoes, getting hoes, and bashing on Xalimos.

    The Enigmatic Ethiopian faction: Comprising of a mere 4 people (3 of which are Ethiopian, the other being Somali), these strange characters have decided to join a Somali forum and express their Ethiopian heritage. I don't know their agenda. I don't know if they have an agenda. Proceed with caution.

    The Deen/Tradition Commitee: These people are all about the Deen. They generally don't waste time in the general section. That is all.

    The Gaalo Commitee: These people are all about secularism. They generally waste a lot of time in the general section. That is not all.

    The Neutral Party: As the de-facto leader of this organization, our mission statement is clear: Don't give a fuck, don't seek a fuck, and always fuck with everyone else. Other than that, we're normal guys and gals in the forum.

    Welcome to SomaliSpot.com.
     
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  4. Fang4

    Fang4

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    Add the deen/traditional faction: that are against 4 out of the 6 factions.
     
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  5. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    Agreed.
     
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  6. yaanyuur

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    faarax or xalimo?
     
  7. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    His name is Cali and he has the male symbol on his DP.
     
  8. LoveandLight

    LoveandLight LoveandLight the Liberator

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    Welcome.

    Not good. Our country is going to hell in a Gari gacan!

    Please protect your babies!
     
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  9. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    Oh shit, I haven't seen your crazy ass in a hot minute! What's happenin?
     
  10. MSGA

    MSGA Make Somalia Great Again

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    You forgot about the Mental Illness Guild
     
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  11. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    HOW COULD I FUCKING FORGET!?
     
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  12. Naissur

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    Where is the Nazi faction? The ones whose views make Hitler look like a saint!
     
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  13. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    You know, you can simply add on to these factions my friend...
     
  14. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    I'm beginning to like this place already
     
  15. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    From the Somali State of Ethiopia. Dembel . I am a Gadabuursi (Samaroon Siciid) Makahiil Jibril Yoonis man. Islam is my religion الله أكبر .
     
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  16. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    Thank you lol sounds wild but why can't I like your reply
     
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  17. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    Oh no! How can I help!?
     
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    Welcome brother. There are quite a few Gadabuursi on here.

    @Defendant
     
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  19. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    Thank you my friend
     
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  20. CaliTedesse

    CaliTedesse

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    I can't like anything ?
     
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