HAYAAAAAAAAAY! SO GALA! Guy admits meeting his wife on SOMALILIFE forum on SOMALIDAADUUNKA

[Grigori Rasputin]

10 years ago

@Reiko you might've fought him over qabiil maters

Who can guess who he was then



Dude was a qaxooti passport searching student in Malaysia when some xaliimo chick from SOMALILIFE (precursor to all somaliforums) who was an Australian fell for him he is now sharing his story cause they opened a Somali matchmaking website called Guurso.com

Clearly I suspect the Xaliimo had to have been from one of the subjugated qabiils because according to him the girl's family was first suspicious but he send an envoy from his qabiil, living in Australia, to visit the family and inform them of the qabiil he is from and the family was They completely capitulated and handed over their daughter

I'm guessing the guy is Habar Gidir and chick is an MJ (easy folks easy)

Imagine me and @cinina :siilaanyolaugh::siilaanyosmile:

 

[Slickback]

Who is this guy? Don't tell me it's an alter ego

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Who is this guy? Don't tell me it's an alter ego

Let me give you the background

Back in ancient times, 2002-06, there use to exist a forum like this one. People like @Reiko and @Duchess use to hangout there where they use to further their Puntland Somali domination theory.

Ileen at that time there was a qaxooti cat studying in Malaysia who was plotting to get a Western Sharci and he pounced on Somali xaliimo in Australia

It's @government, qaxooti guy living in Nairobi, pouncing on maskiinad @Ainan where he ends up getting brought to Sweden where @Ainan lives

 

[government]

Let me give you the background

Back in ancient times, 2002-06, there use to exist a forum like this one. People like @Reiko and @Duchess use to hangout there where they use to further their Puntland Somali domination theory.

Ileen at that time there was a qaxooti cat studying in Malaysia who was plotting to get a Western Sharci and he pounced on Somali xaliimo in Australia

It's @government, qaxooti guy living in Nairobi, pouncing on maskiinad @Ainan where he ends up getting brought to Sweden where @Ainan lives

@Ainan abyao Sidee tahay

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Ainan abyao Sidee tahay

Have your qabiil overpowered her qabiil during the civil war ? If so her family will surrender unconditionally like this dude's wife's family

 

[cinina]

Tf why me

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Tf why me

Aren't you a female ? What are you living for ? Eventually you gonna have to get married!

 

[Slickback]

Let me give you the background

Back in ancient times, 2002-06, there use to exist a forum like this one. People like @Reiko and @Duchess use to hangout there where they use to further their Puntland Somali domination theory.

Ileen at that time there was a qaxooti cat studying in Malaysia who was plotting to get a Western Sharci and he pounced on Somali xaliimo in Australia

It's @government, qaxooti guy living in Nairobi, pouncing on maskiinad @Ainan where he ends up getting brought to Sweden where @Ainan lives

Interesting, are they still around or somnet and how did this news reach you

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Interesting, are they still around or somnet and how did this news reach you

So I hardly check SOMALIDAADUUNKA snaps cause it's been dead but it's lazy Sunday today and do I checked and my interest was peaked bc it's the same cats the opened the first ever Somali matchmaking website. As I listened there was a testimony by a guy who married from online and this dude started tellling his story and I was expecting that he would say "I met her on fb" but instead he said he met her on SL

 

[GeelJirito]

Have your qabiil overpowered her qabiil during the civil war ? If so her family will surrender unconditionally like this dude's wife's family

So you telling us two dudes married gay marriage wasn't legal back then :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[cinina]

Aren't you a female ? What are you living for ? Eventually you gonna have to get married!

The spinster life appeals to me more and more everyday.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Bloody hell. How old are you and why are still hanging around online forum nearly twenty years

 

[government]

Have your qabiil overpowered her qabiil during the civil war ? If so her family will surrender unconditionally like this dude's wife's family

My qabil was neutral

 

[GeelJirito]

@Ainan abyao Sidee tahay

 

[Ainan]

abaha iyo hooyadaba was, back the f*ck off yahay. who do you think you're talking here?

 

[government]

abaha iyo hooyadaba was, back the f*ck off yahay. who do you think you're talking here?

Abyao caadi iska dhig I was just trying to break the ice ma reer Sweden ba tahay

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Bloody hell. How old are you and why are still hanging around online forum nearly twenty years

Who are you talking abt? I wasn't on a forum anywhere near that timeline.

 

[Ainan]

Abyao caadi iska dhig I was just trying to break the ice ma reer Sweden ba tahay

sxb, don't mention my name again.

 

[government]

sxb, don't mention my name again.

Why did I do something wrong @R.Kelly waryaa help me with this one

 

[Boqor]

Have your qabiil overpowered her qabiil during the civil war ? If so her family will surrender unconditionally like this dude's wife's family

What kind of qabyalad shit you got going on here? If that's your theory why don't I see any mareexaan and isaaq marriages?

@Bohol @Duchess pls take this to the clan topics before things get out of hand