HAYAAAAAAAAAAAY! BRITISH-GEELJIRE who looks Congolese gets a Hamam bath N Turkey with a transgender

[Grigori Rasputin]

 

[VixR]

It looks amazing. I wish this concept took off in America. I would try it.

 

[Basra]

It looks amazing. I wish this concept took off in America. I would try it.

r u in minnesota?

 

[Basra]

They look like they had fun. Good jolly spot guys

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

It looks amazing. I wish this concept took off in America. I would try it.

I’ve been talking about going to Turkey for ages here but recently I discovered that to go to Turkey is cheaper than going to LA So guess what !!! A flight from my city to Istanbul and staying at the Hilton hotel in Instanbul for 8 nights is $642 ( that’s airfare plus the hotel). Go ahead and look it up runtii. Plug the dates for Nov 22-30. I’m waiting next month inshalah to book it, hopefully it doesn’t go up but I doubt it’ll go up. What also helps is that their Lira plummeted.

My first thing to try is this hamam bath..I also intend to take fulll advantage of their $10 for 1 hour deep tissue massages...I’ll smoke shisha on a ferry...I’ll swim in the Mediterranean...I’ll drink their famous tea...I’ll stroll down the famous Blue Hagia Mosque ..I’ll visit the tomb of Suleiman The Magnificent...I’ll spit on the grave of Emperor Nero of Roman-Byzantine empire ...I’ll stuff myself with the famous Turkish food.. I’ll sit Oceanside restaurant facing their ocean, the Phosphorus (I think that’s what it’s called ).. most importantly I’ll avoid Geeljires unless I want them to murder me for my passport ..

 

[VixR]

r u in minnesota?

No. Are you saying there’re Turkish hamams there?

 

[Basra]

No. Are you saying there’re Turkish hamams there?

yes, i can invite u in my villa ...

 

[VixR]

yes, i can invite u in my villa ...

Will I make it out in one piece and as lively as I walked in? Is that candy I see in your hand?

 

[Basra]

Will I make it out in one piece and as lively as I walked in? Is that candy I see in your hand?

If u r a good guest, there is no reason for me to amputate your limbs....

 

[VixR]

If u r a good guest, there is no reason for me to amputate your limbs....

Hoyo warned this day would come, usually it’s come in the form of men in dirty wifebeaters asking me to come into their truck. I probably would’ve taken a lady bathing me in her villa if it wasn’t for mentioning amputation

 

[Basra]

Hoyo warned this day would come, usually it’s come in the form of men in dirty wifebeaters asking me to come into their truck. I probably would’ve taken a lady bathing me in her villa if it wasn’t for mentioning amputation

have u watched the movie misery??? with kathy bates??? old movie in the 80s lol

 

[VixR]

have u watched the movie misery??? with kathy bates??? old movie in the 80s lol

Nah, I haven’t. My movie track record is bad though. It’s hard to sit through a movie for me

 

[Basra]

Nah, I haven’t. My movie track record is bad though. It’s hard to sit through a movie for me

short attention span?

 

[VixR]

short attention span?

No... I like other things that require longer attention spans, like lectures. Idk why movies are hard on me.