Have u ever been called 2 jury duty ?

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
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If you're a HG avoid committing a crime in MN, you run the likelihood of your juror being an MJ:dead1::damn::dead:
 

CrazedOpal

The Saqajaan™
I wish. Alot of jurors are average people who have no idea about anything. They are easily swayed and arent that smart.

I think I would do a good job being a juror cause I’m mindful of a lot of issues in the justice system. For instance: innocence/guilt, certain biases, unfair lawyers, faulty evidence, awareness of a corrupt justice system, etc.

Not to Sound pretentious but it’s true:kanyeshrug:
 
Lol my mom was selected for one even though she speaks no English :pachah1:
She kept ignoring there request they started threatening her with jail time :cryinglaughsmiley:
After a while they got bored and left her:cryinglaughsmiley:
But for real though if the defendant is pl/sl I ain't even hearing his explanation I'm pointing fingers specifically if his @Reiko cousin :uCkf6mf:
 
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Gambar

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Lol my mom was selected for one even though she speaks no English :pachah1:
She kept ignoring there request they started threatening her with jail time :cryinglaughsmiley:
After a while they got bored and left her:cryinglaughsmiley:
But for real though if the defendant is pl/sl I ain't even hearing his explanation I'm pointing fingers specifically if his @Reiko cousin :uCkf6mf:
I wrote “no English” on mine and they left me alone. :ftw9nwa:
 

Zailah

Exam season guys !
Lol my mom was selected for one even though she speaks no English :pachah1:
She kept ignoring there request they started threatening her with jail time :cryinglaughsmiley:
After a while they got bored and left her:cryinglaughsmiley:
But for real though if the defendant is pl/sl I ain't even hearing his explanation I'm pointing fingers specifically if his @Reiko cousin :uCkf6mf:

How can you tell them apart from a hawiye or Dir?
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
If you're a HG avoid committing a crime in MN, you run the likelihood of your juror being an MJ:dead1::damn::dead:
How about if you're HG and you hire a Somali lawyer who turns out to be MJ and the jurors are all MJ.


That HG fella would have a very fair case :trumpsmirk:
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Lol my mom was selected for one even though she speaks no English :pachah1:
She kept ignoring there request they started threatening her with jail time :cryinglaughsmiley:
After a while they got bored and left her:cryinglaughsmiley:
But for real though if the defendant is pl/sl I ain't even hearing his explanation I'm pointing fingers specifically if his @Reiko cousin :uCkf6mf:
My cousins are all running successfully businesses and winning u.s government elections .
 
I used to be layman judge and serve as juror before becoming fuldmægtig.

Tomorrow I'll be election coordinated for my municipality and I'll have to certify the election results.

People act all surprise when they see immigrants and Somalis in these functions, which is why it is more important to do them.
 
Both my parents were called for jury duty. These niggas barely speak English. I lost all hope in our justice system
 

NotMyL

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I have actually, twice but never made it to the final selection. The first time I was selected I didn't make it to the questions part as I declined and the second time I guess they didn't like my answers lol the weirdest thing is both times it happened in the same year.
 
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