Guys & Girls

[AussieHustler]

if you were the opposite gender, what sort of a person will you marry?

Let me kick it off and say, if I was a female I would have tried few men and the one that I would settle with will be a bloke who is considerate, caring, understanding and has the skills in communicating his issues and worries with me before they reach a boiling point. He has to have good work ethics, good steady employment but a man who always allocates quality time with his family. The most important aspect of this man will be his mother because mothers could become monsters and wreck their children's marriage. She has to be educated, civilised and one who understands that her son is a mature adult with a family who jointly makes decisions with his wife. A mother who is so caring about her son that she minds her own business unless asked for her opinions..

If you have nothing good to say, then butt off.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Knowing how men are sex hungry all the time, id have unlimited sex without worrying. So not sure if I'd settle. If I did I'd want a billionaire.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Also I'd flash myself in the mirror.

 

[Malcolm X]

I'd give every person that comes out of a top tier uni with a good degree as long as he's not ugly and knows his Islam a chance.

Afterwards I can decide which one I'm going to marry based on their personality.

Ain't going to allow myself to live 1 bedroom terraced house because my husband can't afford anything bigger.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

If I were a hot girl, I'd be a gold digger. Men are suckers and rich ones can afford to be suckers.

 

[AussieHustler]

If I were a hot girl, I'd be a gold digger. Men are suckers and rich ones can afford to be suckers.

Arch

Thanks for your contribution but I asked who will you marry and the question is not if you were a Salafi of the opposite gender? Just clearing up the air.

 

[The Cushitic One]

If I were a hot girl, I'd be a gold digger. Men are suckers and rich ones can afford to be suckers.

Nothing comes for free, you'd be
Expected to earn that money your
Given!

So basically you would be a prostitute!

But you'd be doing it for
Designer bags and clothes that go
Out of fashion within one season/
Year!

Sign yourself up to sugarmummy
And get yourself a cougar, you
Can still yourself out as
A man

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Nothing comes for free, you'd be
Expected to earn that money your
Given!

So basically you would be a prostitute!

But you'd be doing it for
Designer bags and clothes that go
Out of fashion within one season/
Year!

Sign yourself up to sugarmummy
And get yourself a cougar, you
Can still yourself out as
A man

Well, it's a hypothetical so I don't know why I wouldn't be a prostitute.

 

[The Cushitic One]

Well, it's a hypothetical so I don't know why I wouldn't be a prostitute.

Sleeping with a guy because his rich and you receiving money and
Clothes in return for that is prostitution.

In this hypothetical scenario FYI

 

[YoungFarah]

if you were the opposite gender, what sort of a person will you marry?

Let me kick it off and say, if I was a female I would have tried few men and the one that I would settle with will be a bloke who is considerate, caring, understanding and has the skills in communicating his issues and worries with me before they reach a boiling point. He has to have good work ethics, good steady employment but a man who always allocates quality time with his family. The most important aspect of this man will be his mother because mothers could become monsters and wreck their children's marriage. She has to be educated, civilised and one who understands that her son is a mature adult with a family who jointly makes decisions with his wife. A mother who is so caring about her son that she minds her own business unless asked for her opinions..

If you have nothing good to say, then butt off.

I'd be a lesbian @Steamdevolopment

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Sleeping with a guy because his rich and you receiving money and
Clothes in return for that is prostitution.

In this hypothetical scenario FYI

That's called marriage for broke hoes.

 

[cirocgyalz]

if you were the opposite gender, what sort of a person will you marry?

Let me kick it off and say, if I was a female I would have tried few men and the one that I would settle with will be a bloke who is considerate, caring, understanding and has the skills in communicating his issues and worries with me before they reach a boiling point. He has to have good work ethics, good steady employment but a man who always allocates quality time with his family. The most important aspect of this man will be his mother because mothers could become monsters and wreck their children's marriage. She has to be educated, civilised and one who understands that her son is a mature adult with a family who jointly makes decisions with his wife. A mother who is so caring about her son that she minds her own business unless asked for her opinions..

If you have nothing good to say, then butt off.

I find this whole paragraph weird and fruity

 

[YoungFarah]

I find this whole paragraph weird and fruity

Definitely this guy seems to have weird fantasies that he's trying to express in hypotheticals than coming out as gay

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Definitely this guy seems to have weird fantasies that he's trying to express in hypotheticals than coming out as gay

Are you some kind of gay hunter?

 

[YoungFarah]

Are you some kind of gay hunter?

Maxaad kawadaa dee ha na caynin oo ha na habaarin. This is some weird ass thread this nigga is going into detail about his hypothetical life of him being a girl and fucking dudes dafuq

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Maxaad kawadaa dee ha na caynin oo ha na habaarin. This is some weird ass thread this nigga is going into detail about his hypothetical life of him being a girl and fucking dudes dafuq

Let him live his fantasy.

 

[AussieHustler]

War tanoo kale!!!

Young muxuu dhahay inuu noqdo? Xaajiyo socdaal???

I find this whole paragraph weird and fruity

Ciro

Ma sidaas baa? Waa yahay. Will you marry me if you were a bloke?

 

[YoungFarah]

War tanoo kale!!!

Young muxuu dhahay inuu noqdo? Xaajiyo socdaal???




Ciro

Ma sidaas baa? Waa yahay. Will you marry me if you were a bloke?

Your saying if she was a dude would she marry you a DUDE. Just come out of the armaajo saxiib

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Your saying if she was a dude would she marry you a DUDE. Just come out of the armaajo saxiib

Out of the armaajo?

I'm dead

 

[YoungFarah]

Out of the armaajo?

I'm dead

Shoutout @Someone for coining this amazing term it's my new go-to phrase