Going to the Horn

[MinnesotFaarax]

I'm going to be going to Somalia, any tips or anything I should know?

I'm also going to be going to Eastleigh, if we have time we might visit our family in Stockholm.

 

[Never Broke Again]

I'm going to be going to Somalia, any tips or anything I should know?

where? Mogadishu?

 

[MinnesotFaarax]

where? Mogadishu?

Nah I don't got any family in Xamar. Laascaanood

 

[Sheikh Google]

I'm going to be going to Somalia, any tips or anything I should know?

I'm also going to be going to Eastleigh, if we have time we might visit our family in Stockholm.

Slap sheekh xasaan xuseen for me and tell him to stop booty clapping for Arabs and their twisted version of the deen. Thanks.

 

[Never Broke Again]

I'm going to be going to Somalia, any tips or anything I should know?

I'm also going to be going to Eastleigh, if we have time we might visit our family in Stockholm.

maybe go to Nairobi zoo since I went there in 2016 and had fun roaring at lions and scaring them like the true alpha I am

 

[digaagjecel]

Slap sheekh xasaan xuseen for me and tell him to stop booty clapping for Arabs and their twisted version of the deen. Thanks.

Ever since you changed your name you’ve been more aggressive bro

 

[Sheikh Google]

Ever since you changed your name you’ve been more aggressive bro

ngl I gotta act the part. To be fair the sheikh says we should eat people so am I really the aggressive one...

 

[digaagjecel]

ngl I gotta act the part. To be fair the sheikh says we should eat people so am I really the aggressive one...

I didn’t mean aggressive I meant passionate actually but at least your not as annoying as @Dwit the guy spams all day.

 

[Sheikh Google]

I didn’t mean aggressive I meant passionate actually but at least your not as annoying as @Dwit the guy spams all day.

Loool I get you I've been on the other side as some of these crazy sheikh tuulo wannabe guys. I don't want my fellow sxb countrymen to fall prey to their wickedness disguised as the deen. Too many young Somali following that pathway and losing their identity.

 

[Periplus]

For Eastleigh, buy nose plugs and make sure you learn how to avoid getting pick-pocketed.

For Somalia, make sure you do not stick out like a sore thumb. Do not dress flashy or have a skin-fade. Normal haircut, some football jerseys and trousers should be perfect.

Also, make sure your Somali is A1 cos even kids are gonna cuss you out if you're a hooyo mataalo.