Future Dictator of Koonfurta, Sspot user, gives speech

[Khaem]

@Somali Ugaas I commend your great public speaking skills.

 

[SamaaleCushite]

speak somali

 

[Somali Saayid]

I think I nailed the Somali politician physique, @SamaaleCushite i will do af Somali version later.

 

[Abdisamadi]

What a geek , should’ve stuck to TikTok edits.

Does this nigga think these 40 year old retired warlords are going to listen to a pre pubescent voiced teenager?

 

[Somali Saayid]

What a geek , should’ve stuck to TikTok edits.

Does this nigga think these 40 year old retired warlords are going to listen to a pre pubescent voiced teenager?

I don’t see your speech condemning Abiy Ahmed. All I see are those twitter fingers going off on every thread. I’ll inform my secret police of your disloyalty to the nation and the supreme leadership.

 

[Abdisamadi]

I don’t see your speech condemning Abiy Ahmed. All I see are those twitter fingers going off on every thread. I’ll inform my secret police of your disloyalty to the nation and the supreme leadership.

Abiy axhmed just karbashed 1 million of his own people, the man is probably praying this boy steps foot in the horn of jahanam

 

[awsaleban667]

I think I nailed the Somali politician physique, @SamaaleCushite i will do af Somali version later.

Is that really you

 

[Khaem]

I don’t see your speech condemning Abiy Ahmed. All I see are those twitter fingers going off on every thread. I’ll inform my secret police of your disloyalty to the nation and the supreme leadership.

I think we should reshuffle the members in the senate. Many of these guys are too unloyal. We can't possibly expand Somaliweyn to east Africa at this rate.

 

[Khaem]

Is that really you

Yes it's him

 

[awsaleban667]

Yes it's him

Say wallahi

 

[awsaleban667]

Get in the gym nigga, stop stuttering, stop the LARP, and get a job @Somali Ugaas

 

[Somali Saayid]

Get in the gym nigga, stop stuttering, stop the LARP, and get a job

I have been in the gym bro! Somali politics requires a certain physique personally I’m going for IOG look. Magnificent calool, also abs and muscles aren’t gonna sway voters money will. I already have a job sxb. I’m Somali embassy staff. You thought I buyers the flag and podium for a video?!

 

[awsaleban667]

I have been in the gym bro! Somali politics requires a certain physique personally I’m going for IOG look. Magnificent calool, also abs and muscles aren’t gonna sway voters money will. I already have a job sxb. I’m Somali embassy staff. You thought I buyers the flag and podium for a video?!View attachment 313868

that speech was ass stop the larp

Also I’ve read your party platform stop the pan africanist larp

 

[Somali Saayid]

I think we should reshuffle the members in the senate. Many of these guys are too unloyal. We can't possibly expand Somaliweyn to east Africa at this rate.

Or we can simply allow them to exit politics immediately.

 

[Somali Saayid]

that speech was ass stop the larp

Also I’ve read your party platform stop the pan africanist larp

Pam Africanist is the only way to get the violent Bantu masses to be pacified for the foreseeable future.

 

[Khaem]

Or we can simply allow them to exit politics immediately.

A very simple way

 

[awsaleban667]

Pam Africanist is the only way to get the violent Bantu masses to be pacified for the foreseeable future.

Stop being a fag

 

[Somali Saayid]

Abiy axhmed just karbashed 1 million of his own people, the man is probably praying this boy steps foot in the horn of jahanam

Am in Caabudwaaq my parents hometown rn lol, where are you?

 

[Somali Saayid]

Stop being a fag

Stop being a clown. You come do my job, I could use being an unemployed former Uber driver on social media forums 24/7.

 

[awsaleban667]

Stop being a clown. You come do my job, I could use being an unemployed former Uber driver on social media forums 24/7.

Wray you’ve been larping since 2020 when are you gonna stop