Funny nicknames

[Kurolady08]

I showed my folks my posts and dear God, they think it's hilarious. NowNmy new name is mudblood. Fun fact, that I was a HUGE Harry Potter fan when I was younger. My madow side of the family loves mean nicknames. One of cousins' nickname is Blanka from Street Fighter and my aunt's name is the Smurf. Her brother calls her Paul Newman. The other one had a bad rash around her neck and shes was stingy, so her name was Black neck the pirate.And one of my cousin's nicknamed his wife the yeti from Darkstalkers. Do any of you have funny nicknames ?

 

[4head]

I don't but i call myself as "The Pirate", which is quite original for a Somali.

 

[A_A]

My mom calls me “qasaaro” it’s a big joke between us.

 

[halwa]

Sanweyn (big nose) because of my round nostrils. They claim they can see all the way to the back of my brain.

 

[AIOPZ]

My mom calls me "sawir" because I'm always on my laptop and am as productive as a painting on the wall.

 

[Suldaanka]

Sanweyn (big nose) because of my round nostrils. They claim they can see all the way to the back of my brain.

Dee wll maqsiin iiga kiirey noh

 

[halwa]

Dee wll maqsiin iiga kiirey noh

Af somaali ku hadal. Ma ku fahmin.

 

[Suldaanka]

Af somaali ku hadal. Ma ku fahmin.

In Somalia we say about Madows that their noses are so big that they could rent out 1 nostril as a kiosk (maqsiin)

 

[halwa]

In Somalia we say about Madows that their noses are so big that they could rent out 1 nostril as a kiosk (maqsiin)

Foodada iga jooji. Halki maqsiin waxaa la siyaa 1 million.

 

[Suldaanka]

Foodada iga jooji. Halki maqsiin waxaa la siyaa 1 million.

1 milyaan oo dhan.

 

[halwa]

1 milyaan oo dhan.

Ma rabtaa mise ma rabtid? Dad baa i sugaya, sxb. Iga dhaqso.